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Smells Like Bethell by Slippers And Breakfast




     Smells Like Bethell 






Am
Can u smell the evil stench
Em
Smells sort of fat
C
u got a whole lotta hunger to quench
G
when he comes knocking
C
this big tw@t

G
the smell of bethell
Em
on the air
G
the smell of sweat
Em
and sh!tty hair

C
that smell
Em
smells like bethell
Am        Em
heavy fat dirty tw@t
C
smells like  a w@nker
C/F            C
b@stard, pr!ck, shiny haired d!ck
Em
smells like bethell
C
 that smell

(chorus)
Am                   C
coz everyone hates u bethell, bethell (repeat x4)
(chorus end)
Am
can u hear him talkin sh!te
Em
all day long
C
about comic books
Am
 and sunny delight
C
he never shuts up
G
wot a fat mup

G                    Em
the smell of bethell on the breeze

G
the smell of fat
Em
and processed cheeze
(chorus)
Am
lets not call him a he
C
coz sometimes he likes to dress as a she
AM
bethell bethell, transvestite
C
bethell bethell, w@nks all night
(chorus repeat)

Am
can u smell him fat and gay
C
such a w@nker
C/F
eats far too much everyday
Em
we should drown him
C
tie him to an anchor
Am
(chorus repeat)










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