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Maybe This Christmas by Shane Dawson Maybe This Christmas Verse I: F Its Christmas time and Santa's here making the children smile, Gm But hes just a pedophile, so you better watch yo child. F Christmas Trees in every house, covered in shiny lights, Gm But they just turn brown and die, or set your whole house on fire. C Gm C These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but I'mma give it a try Chorus: Dm Bb F C Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas Dm Bb F C Maybe I'll have a happy holiday Dm F Bb Bbm Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane, F C F This Christmas, could go my way. Verse II: F Having fun with all your friends, sippin' on that egg nog, Gm But it just looks like jizz, all over your upper lip. F Houses made out of ginger bead, cookies like Christmas trees giving ya Gm Heart disease, and type two diabetes (Type two diabetes!) C Gm C These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but Imma give it a try. Chorus: Dm Bb F C Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas, Dm Bb F C Maybe I'll have a happy holiday. Dm F Bb Bbm Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane, F C F This Christmas, could go my way. Bridge: D C# C B I've never seen a reindeer fly, I've never heard the sleigh bells ring, D C# C B I've never seen a snowman come to life, never head the angels sing, D C# C B But I hope, and I pray, that maybe this Christmas Day, that'll change Chorus: (Slower) Dm Bb F C Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas Dm Bb F C Maybe I'll have a happy holiday Dm F Bb Bbm Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane, F C F This Christmas, could go my way. (Normal speed) Dm Bb F C Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas Dm Bb F C Maybe I'll have a happy holiday Dm F Bb Bbm Replace my heartache and my pain, and lets just dance the night away F C F This Christmas, is going my way. F Just dance with me --------------- version 2 G It's Christmas time and Santa's here, Em Making the children smile Am But he's just a pedophile D So you better watch your child. G Christmas trees in every house Em Covered in shiny lights Am But they just turn brown and die, D Or set your whole house on fire Am D These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but imma give it a try. G Em Am D Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas G Em Am D Maybe I'll have a happy holiday. Am D Replace my heart ache and my pain, G Em With mistletoe and candy cane Am D G This Christmas, could go my way. G Having fun with all your friends, Am Sipping on that eggnog, Em But it just looks like jizz D All over your upper lips. G House made out of ginger bread Am Cookies like Christmas trees Em Giving ya heart disease D And type 2 diabetes. Am D These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but imma give it a try. G Em Am D Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas G Em Am D Maybe I'll have a happy holiday. Am D Replace my heart ache and my pain, G Em With mistletoe and candy cane Am D G This Christmas, could go my way. G Em I've never seen reindeer fly Am D I've never heard the sleigh bells ring G Em I've never seen a snowman come to life Am D I've never heard the angels sing Am D But I hope, and I pray G Em That maybe this Christmas day D That'll change. G Em Am D Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas G Em Am D Maybe I'll have a happy holiday. Am D Replace my heart ache and my pain, G Em With mistletoe and candy cane Am D G This Christmas, could go my way. G Em Am D Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas G Em Am D Maybe I'll have a happy holiday. Am D Replace my heart ache and my pain, G Em Let's just dance the night away. Am D G D This Christmas, is going my way. G Just dance with me. --------------- version 3 * = 1 strum __-__ = quick switch Chords F [033210] Gm [355333] C [032010] Dm [000231] Bb [133300] or [133311] Bbm [123300] or [123311] C# [043020] F it's Christmas time and Santa's here making the children smile, Gm But he's just a pedophile, so you better watch your child, F Christmas trees in every house, covered in shiny lights, Gm but they just turn brown and die,or set your whole house on fire, Pre-Chorus C These are the reasons I hate the season, Gm C But imma give it a try! Chorus Dm Bb F C Maybe This Year I won't be sad on Christmas, Dm Bb F C Maybe I'll have a happy holiday! Dm F replace my heartache and my pain, Bb Bbm With Mistletoe and candy canes Dm C F This Christmas, is going my way, C-F (Verse 2) same Chords as 1st, (Chorus) Bridge Dm C# I've never seen reindeer fly, C Bb I've never heard the sleigh bells ring, Dm C# never seen a snowman come to life, C Bb I've never heard the angels sing, Dm C# C But I hope, and i pray, that Maybe This Bb C Christmas Day, that'll change, Chorus (slow) Dm* Bb F C Maybe This Year I won't be sad on Christmas, Dm Bb F C Maybe I'll have a happy holiday, (normal speed) Dm F replace my heartache and my pain Bb Bbm Let's just dance the night away, Dm C F C This Christmas, is going my way F Just dance with me, then you play this on the 6th string (bottom string) |--------1-------| to give the bell effect at the end --------------- version 4 It's Christmas time and Santa's here, Making the children smile But he's just a pedophile So you better watch your child. Christmas trees in every house Covered in shiny lights But they just turn brown and die, Or set your whole house on fire These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but imma give it a try. G#m Eb Bb F Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas G#m Eb Bb F Maybe I'll have a happy holiday. G#m Replace my heart ache and my pain, F# With mistletoe and candy cane F Bb This Christmas, could go my way. Having fun with all your friends, Sipping on that eggnog, But it just looks like jizz All over your upper lips. House made out of ginger bread Cookies like Christmas trees Giving ya heart disease And type 2 diabetes. These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but imma give it a try. G#m Eb Bb F Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas G#m Eb Bb F Maybe I'll have a happy holiday. G#m Replace my heart ache and my pain, F# With mistletoe and candy cane F Bb This Christmas, could go my way. I've never seen reindeer fly I've never heard the sleigh bells ring I've never seen a snowman come to life I've never heard the angels sing But I hope, and I pray That maybe this Christmas day That'll change. G#m Eb Bb F Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas G#m Eb Bb F Maybe I'll have a happy holiday. G#m Replace my heart ache and my pain, F# With mistletoe and candy cane F Bb This Christmas, could go my way. G#m Eb Bb F Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas G#m Eb Bb F Maybe I'll have a happy holiday. G#m Replace my heart ache and my pain, F# With mistletoe and candy cane F Bb This Christmas, could go my way. F Just dance with me. --------------