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Maybe This Christmas by Shane Dawson




                    Maybe This Christmas







Verse I:
  F
Its Christmas time and Santa's here making the children smile,

  Gm
But hes just a pedophile, so you better watch yo child.

  F
Christmas Trees in every house, covered in shiny lights,

  Gm
But they just turn brown and die, or set your whole house on fire.

  C                                        Gm                   C
These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but I'mma give it a try

Chorus:

  Dm                Bb           F       C
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas

  Dm                Bb  F     C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday

  Dm                   F                  Bb            Bbm
Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane,

  F            C           F
This Christmas, could go my way.

Verse II:

  F                            
Having fun with all your friends, sippin' on that egg nog,

 Gm 
But it just looks like jizz, all over your upper lip.

 F
Houses made out of ginger bead, cookies like Christmas trees giving ya

 Gm
Heart disease, and type two diabetes (Type two diabetes!)

 C                                          Gm                C
These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but Imma give it a try. 

Chorus:

  Dm                  Bb          F     C 
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas, 

  Dm              Bb     F  C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
 
 Dm                   F                  Bb            Bbm
Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane,

  F            C           F
This Christmas, could go my way.

Bridge:

 D                  C#                       C                   B  
I've never seen a reindeer fly, I've never heard the sleigh bells ring,

 D                                   C#         C             B
I've never seen a snowman come to life, never head the angels sing,

 D                  C#           C                  B
But I hope, and I pray, that maybe this Christmas Day, that'll change

Chorus:
(Slower)

  Dm                Bb           F       C
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas

  Dm                Bb  F     C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday

  Dm                   F                  Bb            Bbm
Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane,

  F            C           F
This Christmas, could go my way.

(Normal speed)

  Dm                Bb           F       C
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas

  Dm                Bb  F     C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday

  Dm                   F                  Bb            Bbm
Replace my heartache and my pain, and lets just dance the night away

  F            C           F
This Christmas, is going my way.

                F
Just dance with me










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version 2











G 
It's Christmas time and Santa's here,
Em
Making the children smile
Am
But he's just a pedophile
D
So you better watch your child.
G
Christmas trees in every house
Em
Covered in shiny lights
Am
But they just turn brown and die,
D
Or set your whole house on fire

Am                                        D
These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but imma give it a try.


G                 Em             Am       D
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
G                 Em        Am     D 
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
Am                    D
Replace my heart ache and my pain,
G                  Em
With mistletoe and candy cane
Am            D                 G
This Christmas, could go my way.


G
Having fun with all your friends,
Am
Sipping on that eggnog,
Em
But it just looks like jizz
D
All over your upper lips.
G
House made out of ginger bread
Am
Cookies like Christmas trees
Em
Giving ya heart disease
D
And type 2 diabetes.

Am                                        D
These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but imma give it a try.


G                 Em             Am       D
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
G                 Em        Am     D
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
Am                    D
Replace my heart ache and my pain,
G                  Em
With mistletoe and candy cane
Am            D                G
This Christmas, could go my way.


G                         Em
I've never seen reindeer fly
Am                              D
I've never heard the sleigh bells ring
G                                 Em 
I've never seen a snowman come to life
Am                          D
I've never heard the angels sing
Am                D
But I hope, and I pray
G                        Em 
That maybe this Christmas day
D
That'll change.

G                 Em             Am       D
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
G                 Em    Am      D
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
Am                    D
Replace my heart ache and my pain,
G                  Em 
With mistletoe and candy cane
Am              D               G 
This Christmas, could go my way.


G                 Em             Am       D
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
G                 Em     Am     D
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
Am                    D
Replace my heart ache and my pain,
G                    Em 
Let's just dance the night away.
Am            D                G    D
This Christmas, is going my way.

                G
Just dance with me.













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version 3










* = 1 strum
__-__ = quick switch
Chords
F    [033210]
Gm   [355333]
C    [032010]
Dm   [000231]
Bb   [133300] or [133311]
Bbm  [123300] or [123311]
C#   [043020]

       F
it's Christmas time and Santa's here making the children smile,
                      Gm
But he's just a pedophile, so you better watch your child,

F 
Christmas trees in every house, covered in shiny lights,

                          Gm
but they just turn brown and die,or set your whole house on fire,

Pre-Chorus

C
These are the reasons I hate the season,

Gm                      C
But imma give it a try!

Chorus

Dm                      Bb                    F                C
Maybe This Year I won't be sad on Christmas,

Dm                     Bb           F        C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday!

Dm                            F
replace my heartache and my pain,

       Bb                 Bbm
With Mistletoe and candy canes

       Dm         C                  F 
This Christmas, is going my way,

C-F

(Verse 2) same Chords as 1st,
(Chorus)

Bridge

                Dm               C#
I've never seen reindeer fly, 

               C                              Bb
I've never heard the sleigh bells ring,

              Dm                            C#
never seen a snowman come to life,

               C                        Bb
I've never heard the angels sing,

         Dm          C#            C              
But I hope, and i pray, that Maybe This 
               Bb              C
Christmas Day, that'll change,

Chorus (slow)

Dm*                    Bb                     F             C
Maybe This Year I won't be sad on Christmas,

Dm                     Bb            F       C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday,

(normal speed)
Dm                            F              
replace my heartache and my pain

Bb                          Bbm
Let's just dance the night away,

       Dm         C                  F             C
This Christmas, is going my way

                        F
Just dance with me,

then you play this on the 6th string (bottom string)

|--------1-------|

to give the bell effect at the end













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version 4










It's Christmas time and Santa's here,

 Making the children smile

 But he's just a pedophile

 So you better watch your child.

 Christmas trees in every house

 Covered in shiny lights

 But they just turn brown and die,

 Or set your whole house on fire
 
These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but imma give it a try.
G#m               Eb              Bb       F
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
G#m              Eb     Bb   F
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
G#m  
Replace my heart ache and my pain,
F#
With mistletoe and candy cane
F                          Bb
This Christmas, could go my way.

 
Having fun with all your friends,

 Sipping on that eggnog,

 But it just looks like jizz

 All over your upper lips.

 House made out of ginger bread

 Cookies like Christmas trees

 Giving ya heart disease

 And type 2 diabetes.
 
These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but imma give it a try.
 
G#m               Eb              Bb       F
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
G#m              Eb     Bb   F
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
G#m  
Replace my heart ache and my pain,
F#
With mistletoe and candy cane
F                          Bb
This Christmas, could go my way.
 
I've never seen reindeer fly

 I've never heard the sleigh bells ring

 I've never seen a snowman come to life

 I've never heard the angels sing

 But I hope, and I pray

 That maybe this Christmas day

 That'll change.
 
G#m               Eb              Bb       F
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
G#m              Eb     Bb   F
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
G#m  
Replace my heart ache and my pain,
F#
With mistletoe and candy cane
F                          Bb
This Christmas, could go my way.

G#m               Eb              Bb       F
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
G#m              Eb     Bb   F
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
G#m  
Replace my heart ache and my pain,
F#
With mistletoe and candy cane
F                          Bb
This Christmas, could go my way. 
F
Just dance with me. 











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