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I Wanna Be A Homosexual by Screeching Weasel
I Wanna Be A Homosexual
[DISCLAIMER]
I didn't see chords on here and barely any correct lyrics.
Also key is tuned a half step down, so transpose it up a step to C instead
if you want to play with the record.
[INTRO]
B C# E x2
[Verse]:
B C# E
I got a little lisp and I've been working on my limp wrist--
B C# E
Women are a drag, I think I wanna be a faggot, man
B C# E B
Mincing ninny, a prancing fairy, merry little queen
C# B C# B
A Bruce LaBruce wet dream, a nancy boy with wings--
[Chorus]:
B F# G# E B
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
F# G# E B
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
F# G# E B
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
F# G# E
I wanna be
[Verse]:
B C# E
Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass!---
B C# E
You rub your little thing when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine
B C# E B
So what's the difference, Mr. Cream Rinse, you just need a man
C# B C# E B
A beefy little fag to take you out in drag, oh yeah!--
[Repeat chorus]
[Bridge]:
E F# D# G#
Call me a faggot, call me a butt-lovin', fudge packin' queer
E F#
I don't care cause it's the straight in straight edge
D# G# E F#
That makes me wanna drink your beer and be a pansy, and be a homo
[Verse]:
B C# E
Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass!--
B C# B
You rub your puny thing when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street
B C# E B
Who wears short shorts, you wear short shorts, you're so full of sh*t!
C# B C# E B
Why don't you admit you don't have the balls to be a queer!
[Repeat chorus and end on B]
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version 2
Verse: "I got a little lisp....."
e-----------------------------------------
b-----------------------------------------
g-----------------------------------------
d-444444444---------66666----9999---------
a-222222222---------44444----7777---------
E-----------------------------------------
Chorus: "I wanna be...wanna be a homosexual..."
e-----------------------------------------
b-----------------------------------------
g---------666666--------------------------
d-4444----444444--------------999999------
a-2222------------666666------777777------
E-----------------444444------------------
"You call me a faggot...."
e-----------------------------------------
b-----------------------------------------
g----------------------------------888888-
d-99999---11-11-11-11----88888-----666666-
a-77777----9--9--9--9----66666------------
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version 3
Legend (in chronological order of reading)
~-let ring
()-ghost note
/-slide down
Introduction:
Gtr. I
0:03
e-------------------------------------------------|
b---17--16-12~--------(12)17-16-12---12~----12~---|
g----------------------------------13~------------|
D-------------------------------------------------|
A-------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------|
(continued)
e-------------------------------------------------------|
b---12--12-16-12--12---12---12--(12)17-16-12-12--12-----|
g-----13------------13---13---13---------------13--13---|
D-------------------------------------------------------|
A-------------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------|
(continued)
e-----------------------------------------------------------|
b---12--(12)17-16-12--12---12---12---12-12-12-12-12-12-12---|
g-----13----------------13---13---13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13---|
D-----------------------------------------------------------|
A-----------------------------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------------------|
(continued)
e---------------------------------------------------------|
b---/19--19-19-19-19-19-19--19-19-19-19-19-19-19--19-19---|
g---------------------------------------------------------|
D---------------------------------------------------------|
A---------------------------------------------------------|
E---------------------------------------------------------|
(continued)
e-----------------------------------------------------|
b---19-19-19-19--19-19-19-19-19--19--19-19-19-19-19---|
g-----------------------------------------------------|
D-----------------------------------------------------|
A-----------------------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------------|
(continued)
e---19---------------------------------------------|
b------19-19-19-19-19-19-19-19-19-19-19-17-16-12---|
g--------------------------------------------------|
D--------------------------------------------------|
A--------------------------------------------------|
E--------------------------------------------------|
(continued)
e-----------------------------------------------------|
b---12-16-17-16-12-16-17-16-12-16-17-16-12-16-17-16---|
g-----------------------------------------------------|
D-----------------------------------------------------|
A-----------------------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------------|
(continued)
e-----------------------------------------------------|
b---12-16-17-16-12-16-17-16-12-16-17-16-12-16-17-16---|
g-----------------------------------------------------|
D-----------------------------------------------------|
A-----------------------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------------|
(continued)
e-------------------------|
b---16-17-16-17-16--12~---|
g-------------------------|
D-------------------------|
A-------------------------|
E-------------------------|
Gtr. II
0:07
B5 E5 C#5 E
e-----------------------------------------------------|
b----------------------------------------------7------|
g------------------9-----------------------9----9-----|
D--------9----------9---------11------------9-----9---|
A---------9---7-(7)--7----------11---7-(7)---7--------|
E---7-(7)--7------------9-(9)-----9-------------------|
Gtr. II Intro x3
Intro Riff 2:
B5 E5 C#5 E5
e--------------------------------------------------------------|
b--------------------------------------------------------------|
g-----------------9--9-9--9-9-9----------------9--9-9--9-9-9---|
D---9--9-9--9-9-9-9--9-9--9-9-9-11-1111-111111-9--9-9--9-9-9---|
A---9--9-9--9-9-9-7--7-7--7-7-7-11-1111-111111-7--7-7--7-7-7---|
E---7--7-7--7-7-7---------------9--9-9--9-9-9------------------|
Intro Riff 2:
0:56
Gtr. I & II (All w/ distortion from here on)
Bridge:
B5 C#5 E5
e----------------|
b----------------|
g------------9---|
D---9--9--11-9---|
A---9--9--11-7---|
E---7--7--9------|
Bridge x2
1:05
Gtr. I & II
Verse:
B5 C#5 E5
e------------------------------------------------------|
b------------------------------------------------------|
g--------------------------------------------9-9-9-9---|
D---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-11111111-9-9-9-9---|
A---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-11111111-7-7-7-7---|
E---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9------------|
Verse x4
Chorus:
B5 F#5 G#5 E5
e-------------------------------------|
b-------------------------------------|
g-----------4-4-4-4---------9-9-9-9---|
D---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9---|
A---4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7---|
E---2-2-2-2---------4-4-4-4-----------|
Chorus x4
Verse x4
Chorus x4
2:12
Interlude:
E5 C#5 G#5
e------------------------------------------------------|
b------------------------------------------------------|
g---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-1111111111111111-------------------|
D---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-1111111111111111-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6---|
A---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6---|
E------------------------------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---|
(continued)
E5
e---------------------|
b---------------------|
g---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9---|
D---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9---|
A---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---|
E---------------------|
Interlude x2
(continued)
E5 C#5
e--------------------------------------|
b--------------------------------------|
g---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-1111111111111111---|
D---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-1111111111111111---|
A---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9----|
E--------------------------------------|
Interlude x1 (in all)
Verse x4
Chorus x4
Outro:
B5
e-------|
b-------|
g---4---|
D---4---|
A---2---|
E-------|
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version 4
Intro
e|-12-11--------12-11-------------------11----------------------------12-11----|
B|-------12--12-------12-9-12--12-12-12----12-9-12-12-9-12-12-9-12-12-------12-|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|-------------------------12-11-----------------------------------------------|
B|-9-12-12-9-12-12-9-12-12-------12-9-12-12-9-12-12-9-12-12-9-12-12-9-12-12-12-|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|-14-(xA Shit-load)-17-14-(xA Shit-load)-12-11----|----11-12-11-|-12-11-12-11----|
B|----------------------------------------------12-|-12----------|-------------12-|
G|-------------------------------------------------|-------------|----------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------|--(xA Shit---|----------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------|------Load)--|----------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------|----------------|
I'm sorry, I was too lazy to actually count how many times some parts repeated so I just
"xA Shit-load."
If you listen to the song, you should be able to figure out how many times
Verse
e|---(1)---|---------------(2)---------------|--------(3)-------|
B|---------|---------------------------------|------------------|
G|---------|---------------------------------|-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9--|
D|--9---9--|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9--|
A|--9---9--|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7--|
E|--7---7--|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|------------------|
Before the first verse you play it like this twice: 1 and then 3
After that it stays: 2 and then 3 throughout the rest of the song's Verses
Chorus
e|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|
G|----------6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9----------|
D|--9-9-9-9-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
A|--9-9-9-9-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9--|
E|--7-7-7-7-----------------7-7-7-7--|
That part when he says "Call me a faggot..."
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-----------------|
D|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|
A|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|
E|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-----------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
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