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The Beard Song by Seedy Gonzales
The Beard Song
Capo 1
D A D A
Five o'clock on a Friday and you're tounging for a beer
D A D A
Head down the local like you have done for years
D A D A D A D A
Something is different, something's not right, you've been replaced with a stereotype
CHORUS
G Em G Em
He's a handsome man with handsome hair upon its face
G Em G Em
He's hip he's cool but he's kind of a tool, and he's taken your place
D A D A
Driving down main street picking up your 14 year old daughter from the shops
D A D A
You see a park coming up you're gonna take it like a boss
D A D A
From across white lines comes a Volkswagon golf, like an ace
D A D A
You pull alongside all angry like, then he see his face
CHORUS
G Em G Em
He's a handsome man with handsome hair upon its face
G Em G Em
He's hip he's cool but he's kind of a tool, and he's taken your place
G Em G Em
He's a modern man with a face full of beard, and it's in your face
G Em G Em
Some carefully trimmed some carefully not, they're all the same
D A D A
The time has come to settle down, make Shazza your wife
D A D A
Been together since year ten and she's your life
D A D A
You near the chapel, you know something's not right
D A D A
There's a man with hair and he's standing there and he's dressed in white
CHORUS
G Em G Em
He's a handsome man with handsome hair upon its face
G Em G Em
He's hip he's cool but he's kind of a tool, and he's taken your place
D A D A
You tell Johnno to pick up the pace, your heart's in race
D A D A
The closer you get the easier to see that beautiful face
CHORUS TO FADE
G Em G Em
He's a handsome man with handsome hair upon its face
G Em G Em
He's hip he's cool but he's kind of a tool, and he's taken your place
G Em G Em
He's a modern man with a face full of beard, and it's in your face
G Em G Em
Some carefully trimmed some carefully not, they're all the same
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