Tab Realm

TAB by Song : 125071
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Tab List Area
1 Pages 1 Results

The Beard Song by Seedy Gonzales




                              The Beard Song 





Capo 1


D                  A                 D             A
Five o'clock on a Friday and you're tounging for a beer
D             A              D             A
Head down the local like you have done for years
D             A          D               A     D            A              D      A 
Something is different, something's not right, you've been replaced with a stereotype

CHORUS

G                      Em              G        Em
He's a handsome man with handsome hair upon its face
G                    Em                    G                    Em
He's hip he's cool but he's kind of a tool, and he's taken your place

D            A                       D                                 A
Driving down main street picking up your 14 year old daughter from the shops
D              A                       D             A
You see a park coming up you're gonna take it like a boss
D                              A                 D       A
From across white lines comes a Volkswagon golf, like an ace
D                      A            D              A
You pull alongside all angry like, then he see his face

CHORUS

G                      Em              G        Em
He's a handsome man with handsome hair upon its face
G                    Em                    G                    Em
He's hip he's cool but he's kind of a tool, and he's taken your place
G                       Em                   G                Em
He's a modern man with a face full of beard, and it's in your face
G                           Em            G                Em
Some carefully trimmed some carefully not, they're all the same



D                    A                 D           A
The time has come to settle down, make Shazza your wife
D                    A             D         A
Been together since year ten and she's your life
D             A       D                       A   
You near the chapel, you know something's not right
D                           A                  D                    A
There's a man with hair and he's standing there and he's dressed in white

CHORUS

G                      Em              G        Em
He's a handsome man with handsome hair upon its face
G                    Em                    G                    Em
He's hip he's cool but he's kind of a tool, and he's taken your place



D                  A                 D               A
You tell Johnno to pick up the pace, your heart's in race
D                      A             D              A
The closer you get the easier to see that beautiful face


CHORUS TO FADE

G                      Em              G        Em
He's a handsome man with handsome hair upon its face
G                    Em                    G                    Em
He's hip he's cool but he's kind of a tool, and he's taken your place
G                       Em                   G                Em
He's a modern man with a face full of beard, and it's in your face
G                           Em            G                Em
Some carefully trimmed some carefully not, they're all the same











---------