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The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage by Tenacious D
The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage
Intro: Em|C|D|D x2
Em|C|D|D
This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage
Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage
And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and went to make movies
Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams
Em D/F#|G C| H7|H7
And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno
He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage
He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms
"Fuck him, I don't need no Hollywood jack anyway"
Em|C|D|D
So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble
And Rage Kage live deep in the broiling valley below
Em|C|D|H7
Yes, the rage Kage bubbled with rage
He looked at the ground
And he looked on the stage
The lava was throwing
And boiling inside the old Kage
Em D/F#|G C| H7|H7
As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him
He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door
He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions
He'd screened KG's calls and snorked coke of the ass of a whore
Em|C|G|D
No one respected him
They just rejected him
No one would represent Kage
Em|C|G|H7
Left on the streets of his dreams
He'd would cry, and he'd rage for the stage
Ahahaaa
[Solo]
Em|C|D|D x3
Em|C|D|H7
Em|C|D|D
Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble
They send Kage away cause he had gone completely insane
So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night through
The rain To be with his friend to see what remained of his brain
Em D/F#|G C| H7|H7
Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!"
You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade
He grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!"
Because Rage Kage and I; can't you see that were one and the same!
Aaaah!
Em|C|G|D
RAGE KAGE!
OH RAGE KAGE!
There'd be magic inside that old name
Em|C|D|H7
And you know that you know
When you're going completely insane
Em|C|G|D
Oh the Rage Kage!
Oh the Rage Kage!
All the line we rolled once again
Em|C|D|H7…
And you know
Yes you know
When you're going completely insane
Em D/F#|G C| H7|H7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage were out once again.
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version 2
Preferably play the G and C chords in their bar-version.
Em*:
E -3-
B -0-
G -0-
D -2-
A -2-
E -0-
Intro:
2x: Em* G D
Em* G D
This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage
Em* G D
Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage
Em* G D
And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies
Em* G D
Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams
Em* D G C B7
And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno
Em* D G C B7
He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage
Em* D G C B7
He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms
Em* D G C B7
"Fuck him, I don't need no Hollywood jack anyway"
Em* G D
So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble
Em* G D
And Rage Kage lived deep in the broiling valley below
Em* G
Yes, the rage Kage bubbled with rage
D
He looked at the ground
B7
And he looked on the stage
Em*
The lava was throwing
G D B7
And boiling inside the old Kage
Em* D G C B7
As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him
Em* D G C B7
He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door
Em* D G C B7
He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions
Em* D G C B7
He'd screen KG's calls and snort coke of the ass of a whore
Em*
No one respected him
C
They just rejected him
G D
No one would represent Kage
Em* C
Left on the streets of his dreams
G B7
he would cry, and he'd rage for the stage
Ahahaaa
Epic flute solo:
4x: Em* C D
B7
Em* G D
Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble
Em* G D
They sent Kage away cause he had gone completely insane
Em* G D
So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night through the rain
Em* G D
To be with his friend to see what remained of his brain
Em* D G C B7
Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!"
Em* D G C B7
You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade
Em* D G C B7
He grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!"
Em* D G C B7
Because Rage Kage and I; can't you see that were one and the same!
Aaaah!
Em*
RAGE KAGE!
C
OH RAGE KAGE!
G D
There'd be magic inside that old name
Em*
And you know,
C
yes you know
G D
When you're going completely insane
Em*
Oh Rage Kage!
C
Oh Rage Kage!
G D
Oh the lion will roar once again
Em*
And you know
C
Yes you know
G B7
When you're going completely insane
Em* D G C B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Em* D G C B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Em* D G C B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Em* D G C B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Em* D G C B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Em* D G C B7
Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage were out once again.
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version 3
CHORDS TABS
Em C D/F G B7 C* walkdown (into B7)
E -0- -0- -2- -3- -0- E-----------|
B -3- -1- -3- -0- -0- B---1-1-1---|
G -0- -0- -2- -0- -2- G---0-0-0---|
D -2- -2- -0- -0- -1- D---2-0-0---|
A -2- -3- -0- -2- -2- A---3-3-0---|
E -0- -3- -2- -3- -0- E---3-3-3---|
INTRO:
2x: Em C D/F
Em C D/F
This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage
Em C D/F
Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage
Em C D/F
And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies
Em C D/F
Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams
Em D/F G C* B7
And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno
Em D/F G C* B7
He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage
Em D/F G C* B7
He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms
Em D/F G C* B7
"Fuck him, I don't need no Hollywood Jack anyway"
Em C D/F
So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble
Em C D/F
And Rage Kage lived deep in the broiling valley below
Em C
Yes, the Rage Kage bubbled with rage
D/F
He looked at the ground
B7
And he looked on the stage
Em
The lava was flowing
C D/F B7
And boiling inside the old Kage
Em D/F G C* B7
As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him
Em D/F G C* B7
He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door
Em D/F G C* B7
He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions
Em D/F G C* B7
He'd screen KG's calls and snort coke of the ass of a whore
Em
No one respected him
C
They just rejected him
G D/F
No one would represent Kage
Em C
Left on the streets of his dreams
G B7
he would cry, and he'd rage for the stage
Ahahaaa
FLUTE SOLO:
4x: Em C D/F (add B7 to end solo)
Em C D/F
Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble
Em C D/F
They sent Kage away cause he had gone completely insane
Em C D/F
So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night through the rain
Em C D/F
To be with his friend to see what remained of his brain
Em D/F G C* B7
Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!"
Em D/F G C* B7
You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade
Em D/F G C* B7
He grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!"
Em D/F G C* B7
Because Rage Kage and I; can't you see that were one and the same!
Aaaah!
Em
RAGE KAGE!
C
OH RAGE KAGE!
G D/F
There'd be magic inside that old name
Em
And you know,
C
yes you know
G B7
When you're going completely insane
Em
Oh the Rage Kage!
C
Oh the Rage Kage!
G D/F
Oh the lion will roar once again
Em
And you know
C
Yes you know
G B7
When you're going completely insane
Em D/F G C B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Em D/F G C B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Em D/F G C B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Em D/F G C B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Em D/F G C B7
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Em D/F G C B7
Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage were out once again...
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