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Mardis Gras In Kansas by Truckstop Honeymoon
Mardis Gras In Kansas
Intro: A E
A
It's Mardis gras in Kansas
E
There ain't no parade
Still I put on a boa and some plastic beads
A
and this little tutu I made
And I walked up and down this midwest town
D
All I could see were cars
With working stiffs going to work as if
E A
They didn't know it was Mardi Gras
D
Mardis Gras in Kansas
A
Ain't like it is in New Orleans
E
There's no marching bands
No Dacquiri stands
A
No hookers and no drag queens
D
No tourists falling in the gutter
A
As they put their Margaritas away
E
Mardis Gras in Kansas
A E
Is just another Tuesday
A
I shoulda known something was up
E
When I saw there was snow on the ground
The neighbours were digging out their driveways
A
And nobody else was around
Thought I made a mistake
And got the wrong date
D
Maybe this was all a dream
It's Mardi Gras, for sure
E A E
But it's Kansas and not New Orleans
D
Mardis Gras in Kansas
A
It just ain't the same
E
There's no Mardi Gras rows
No cups to go
A
Nobody playing Eliza Jane
D
Still I put on a rhumba
dance a little number
A
But I felt like a kind of a freak
E
Coz Mardis Gras in Kansas
A E
Is just another day of the week
SOLO - Play same chords as verse
D
So next year I got a good plan babe
A
I tell you what we gonna do
E
We're going to start the very first ever
A
Kansas Mardi Gras crew
D
Gonna shut down this whole town
A
We're gonna close off every street
E
And then the Kansas High School Marching Band
A E
are gonna learn a different beat
D
Mardis Gras in Kansas
A
Ain't like it is in New Orleans
E
There's no marching bands
No Dacquiri stands
A
No hookers and no drag queens
D
But its gonna change, it's gonna get strange
A
It will be like Kansas you have never seen
E
When we get Mardis Gras in Kansas
A
Just like they got in New Orleans
E
Yeah, we'll have Mardis Gras in Kansas
A
Just like they got in New Orleans
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