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Naked Chef Song by Tripod
Naked Chef Song
G A# C F
My girlfriend don’t love me no more
G A# C F
Im trying my best but she wants more
A# C
She says, why can’t you be like that guy on TV,
A# F(stop)
Who calls himself naked but wears a skivvy.
G A# C F
I decided to make her some food,
G A# C F
So I stood at the stove in the nude
A# C
But then I found out, why hes not tackle out
A# C
Why hes not in the buff, while hes cooking his stuff
F (let it ring)
I discovered a whole new meaning to FAT FIRE!
G C D
Im trying so hard to impress her
G C D
But in the kitchen im making a mess-a
G F Em
My pastas a huge disaster
G F Em
Shes not in a hurry to eat my curry,
D (let it ring)
And my soup spelt backwards is poos…
C G
Ive got a new recipe
A
And maybe if he uses it she’ll love me
G C F
Oh postie, please deliver,
G C F
My sandwich to Jamie Oliver
G F Em
It would be the best gift I could give her
D (let it ring) G
If my sultana sandwich made it on the naked chef
G A# C F (play this twice)
G A# C F
I can just see him now on his show
G A# C F
Between washing his car and riding his moped
A# C
In his beautiful flat, and his trendy speech impediment
D (let it ring)
Does he ever have time to cook?
G A# C F
(mocking Jamie’s voice)
Well what weve got now is recipe sent in from merrick, yeah merrick yeah.
It’s a sultana sandwich, ya know, it’s a bit wierd, bit like me, im a bit weird
Im a bit out on the edge, bit cool, ya know,
Im young old people don’t really get me ya know cos im fantastic. Yeah im bloody great.
G C F
Oh postie, please deliver,
G C F
My sandwich to Jamie Oliver
G F Em
It would be the best gift I could give her
D (let it ring) G
If my sultana sandwich made it on the naked chef
F (let it ring)
Girls get Jamie Oliver,
G (keep on quickly strumming) and….stop. hahaha
And we get two fat ladies
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