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My Wifes A Psychopath by Toy Dolls




                      My Wifes A Psychopath





Tuning: Standard


[ Notes ]
This is my first tab so please be kind. I hope this helps you!

E* = The second Octave of E. So a bar chord on the 7th fret, shown below!
   | 7 |
   | 9 |
   | 9 |
   | 9 |
   | 7 |
   | x |

[ Intro ]E

E                                                       B
I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night
                                                 E
Could I catch th perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!?
                                                B
A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek & mild?
                                                      E
I faced the wrath of a Psychopath & a woman that went wild


E*                                                       B
Before too long it all went wrong, she wern't the one for me
                                                 E*                      
But I was trapped when I got slapped by a raving loony
                                                     B                   
She got mean, she caused a scene, I said "You're not my type"
                                                                        
But I gave in, how could I win? As she threw another swipe...ferocoiusly



[ Chorus ]
E                       A                     B        
My wife's a psychopath. Throws a fit then she hides in the bathroom
E*                     C  B                                                 
My wife's a psychopath.Aooeee
E                       A         B                         
My wife's a psychopath. Always on the warpath
E         B          E                                                   
After me, mentally deranged!

[ Same Pattern as before ]
I'm black & blue, I said "We're through" I'm cuts n'scrapes n'scars
She clenched her fist, I ducked, she missed, so I kicked her up the arse!
She yelled & squealed as I revealed I had learnt some self defence
I smashed her face in, just incase, coz I hate violence...it's not for me

[Chorus Again]

[ Now the Guitar Solo ]
F - F - A# - C :: Play this 3 Times
F - C - F  - C :: Play this Once

[Chorus Again but up 1 semi-tone]
so,
E is now F
A is now A#
B is now C

[Outro :: Bass first then Guitar follows]
D# slide to F :: Listen to song for when to slide

Psycho...Psycho...she's a bleedin' Psycho...










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version 2










/  = slide up
\  = slide down
~  = vibrato
b  = bend
r  = release bend
tr = trill
pm_= palm mute



Intro:
(listen for strumming pattern)

    E    E   B
e|--7--|-7---7-|
B|--9--|-9---7-|
G|--9--|-9---8-|
D|--9--|-9---9-|
A|--7--|-7---9-|
E|--0--|-0---7-|



Verse 1:

 |-----------------------------2x-----------------------------|
 |---4x---|                |---6x---|                |---2x---|
e|--------|----------------|--------|----------------|--------|--------|
B|--------|----------------|--------|----------------|--------|--------|
G|--------|----------------|--------|----------------|--------|5---4---|
D|9-9-119-|9-9-8-8-6-6-5-5-|4-4-6-4-|4-4-5-5-6-6-8-8-|9-9-119-|5---4---|
A|7-7-7-7-|7-7-6-6-4-4-3-3-|2-2-2-2-|2-2-3-3-4-4-6-6-|7-7-7-7-|3---2---|
E|--------|----------------|--------|----------------|--------|--------|
  pm______                  ________                  ________
                                                      ^^^^^^^^
Second guitar: play open E string with whammy bar and slowly release
               first time through



Chorus:

                  |---2x---|---2x---|-------2x-------|
e|----------------|--------|--------|----------------|----------------|
B|----------------|--------|--------|----------------|----------------|
G|----------------|--------|--------|----9-----9-----|5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-|
D|--2---2---2---2-|2-2-4-2-|4-4-6-4-|9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-|
A|--2---2---2---2-|0-0-0-0-|2-2-2-2-|7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-|
E|--0---0---0---0-|--------|--------|----------------|----------------|
                   pm___________________   ___   ___


                  |---2x---|---2x---|-------2x-------|
e|----------------|--------|--------|----------------|----------|
B|----------------|--------|--------|----------------|----------|
G|----------------|--------|4-4-4-4-|----2-----2-----|----4-4---|
D|--2---2---2---2-|2-2-4-2-|4-4-4-4-|2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|2-2-4-4-2-|
A|--2---2---2---2-|0-0-0-0-|2-2-2-2-|0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|2-2-2-2-2-|
E|--0---0---0---0-|--------|--------|----------------|0-0-----0-|
                   pm_______         ____   ___   ___



Verse 2:

 |---4x---|                |---6x---|                |---2x---|
e|--------|----------------|--------|----------------|--------|
B|--------|----------------|--------|----------------|--------|
G|--------|----------------|--------|----------------|--------|
D|9-9-119-|----------------|--------|----------------|9-9-119-|
A|7-7-7-7-|----------------|9-9-119-|9---7---6-9-----|7-7-7-7-|
E|--------|0-0-4-4-5-5-6-6-|7-7-7-7-|7---5---4-7-----|--------|
  pm______                  ________                  ________


 |---4x---|            |---6x---|
e|--------|------------|--------|----------------|-------------|
B|--------|------------|--------|----------------|-------------|
G|--------|--1-1---1-1-|--------|----------------|9---5---4----|
D|9-9-119-|--2-2---2-2-|4-4-6-4-|4-4-5-5-6-6-8-8-|9---5---4----|
A|7-7-7-7-|--2-2---2-2-|2-2-2-2-|2-2-3-3-4-4-6-6-|7---3---2----|
E|--------|0-----0-----|--------|----------------|-------------|
  pm______              ________



Chorus 2:

                  |---2x---|---2x---|-------2x-------|
e|----------------|--------|--------|----------------|------------|
B|----------------|--------|--------|----------------|------------|
G|----------------|--------|--------|----9-----9-----|5-5-5-5-4---|
D|--2---2---2---2-|2-2-4-2-|4-4-6-4-|9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|5-5-5-5-4---|
A|--2---2---2---2-|0-0-0-0-|2-2-2-2-|7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|3-3-3-3-2---|
E|--0---0---0---0-|--------|--------|----------------|------------|
                   pm___________________   ___   ___



Solo (lead):

 |----------2x----------|
e|---------8----10----8-|--------10-13-10---8---8~|
B|---10-----------------|------11--------11--8-8--|
G|10----10---10----10---|----10---------------9---|
D|----------------------|--12---------------------|
A|----------------------|13-----------------------|
E|----------------------|-------------------------|

e|--13--12--10--------------10------|
B|--------------13--10--13-----13---|
G|10--10--10--10--10--10--10-10--10-|
D|----------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------|

e|--------10-13-10---|--12-15-12-18b20----|
B|------11--------11-|13------------------|
G|----10-------------|-----------------17-|
D|--12---------------|--------------------|
A|13-----------------|--------------------|
E|-------------------|--------------------|

e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|10--8--8b10r8----13b15-13------------------9b11--------------------|
G|--------------10---------------------------------------------------|
D|--10-10-----------------------------------------10----------10tr12-|
A|-------------------------------------5-8-5-----------7-10-7--------|
E|--------------------------8b10-8---6---------------8---------------|

e|--------------------------------|20-15-------------/8~-|
B|-------10-11-13~--11-10h11------|-----17---------------|
G|---------------------------10~--|-------17-------------|
D|8b10~---------------------------|---------17-----------|
A|--------------------------------|-----------19---------|
E|--------------------------------|-------------20\8-----|



Solo (rhythm):

 |--------------------------------3x---------------------------------|
e|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|
B|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|
G|----------------|----------------|3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
D|3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
A|3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|
E|1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|----------------|----------------|
  pm_________________________________________________________________

                                                    |-------2x-------|
e|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|
B|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|
G|----------------|5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|----------------|5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
D|3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
A|3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|
E|1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|----------------|1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|----------------|
    pm_________      ___________



Chorus 3:
                  |---2x---|---2x---|-------2x-------|
e|----------------|--------|--------|----------------|----------------|
B|----------------|--------|--------|----------------|----------------|
G|----------------|--------|5-5-5-5-|----10----10----|6-6-6-6-5-5-5-5-|
D|--3---3---3---3-|3-3-5-3-|5-5-5-5-|----10----10----|6-6-6-6-5-5-5-5-|
A|--3---3---3---3-|1-1-1-1-|3-3-3-3-|8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-|4-4-4-4-3-3-3-3-|
E|--1---1---1---1-|--------|--------|----------------|----------------|
                   pm______                ___   ___


                  |---2x---|---6x---|
e|----------------|--------|--------|
B|----------------|--------|--------|
G|----------------|3-3-3-3-|5-5-5-5-|
D|--3---3---3---3-|3-3-3-3-|5-5-5-5-|
A|--3---3---3---3-|1-1-1-1-|3-3-3-3-|
E|--1---1---1---1-|--------|--------|


                  |---2x---|---2x---|-------2x-------|
e|----------------|--------|--------|----------------|----------------|
B|----------------|--------|--------|----------------|----------------|
G|----------------|3-3-3-3-|5-5-5-5-|----10----10----|6-6-6-6-5-------|
D|--3---3---3---3-|3-3-3-3-|5-5-5-5-|----10----10----|6-6-6-6-5-----3-|
A|--3---3---3---3-|1-1-1-1-|3-3-3-3-|8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-|4-4-4-4-3-----3-|
E|--1---1---1---1-|--------|--------|----------------|--------------1-|
                                         pm___   ___



Outro:

e|----------------------|
B|----------------------|
G|8/10-10-x-10-x-10-8-8-|  Listen for strumming pattern
D|8/10-10-x-10-x-10-8-8-|  Repeat until end
A|6/8--8--x-8--x-8--6-6-|
E|----------------------|








I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night
could I catch the perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!?
A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek & mild?
I faced the wrath of a Psychopath & a woman that went wild

Before too long it all went wrong, she wern't the one for me
But I was trapped when I got slapped by a raving loony
She got mean, she caused a scene, I said "You're not my type"
But I gave in, how could I win? As she threw another swipe...ferocoiusly

[Chorus:]
My wife's a psychopath. Throws a fit then she hides in the bathroom
My wife's a psychopath.Aooeee
My wife's a psychopath.Always on the warpath
After me, mentally deranged!

I'm black & blue, I said "We're through" I'm cuts n'scrapes n'scars
She clenched her fist, I ducked, she missed, so I kicked her up the arse!
She yelled & squealed as I revealed I had learnt some self defence
I smashed her face in, just incase, coz I hate violence...it's not for me

My wife's an psychopath...[guitar bit]

Psycho...Psycho...she's a bleedin' Psycho...










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