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Drink Any Woman Pretty by Todd Snider
Drink Any Woman Pretty
Capo II
(Verse 1)
C F
She was the worst looking woman to ever grace this county.
G C
And I's the loneliest man in the whole damn world.
F G C F
But I had me a fool proof plan, that I'd learned from my old man.
C G C
Yeah, I knew right soon she'd be my kind of girl.
Am G
Now I admit at first I didn't even want that woman near me.
Am G
Hell, she looked like she'd been beaten up with a rake.
F G C Am
But as I gulped down another round, I said, hey woman hand around.
F G C
Yer gettin better looking with every drink I take.
(Chorus)
F G C
Cause I can drink any woman pretty.
F G C
Just give me a bottle and a little time.
F G C Am
She may look like an ugly ole heifer right now,
F G C F G C
but one more round and that womans gonna look just fine.
(Verse 2)
C F
She was worse than Oprah Winfrey when I first met her.
G C
She had floppy ears and this big ole busted nose.
F G C Am
And it was kinda hard to ignore that woman's crooked and yellow teeth,
F G C
and them sloppy ole smelly mismatched dimestore clothes.
Am G
But Johnny Walker spiced up her wardrobe.
Am G
Yeah, and bourbon straightened out that busted nose.
F G C Am
Well a couple of vodka shots, add in a little bit of dental work.
F G C F C
Next thing you know I'm sitting next to Marylin Monroe, oh no.
(Chorus)
F G C Am
She may look like an ugly ole heifer right now,
F G C
but one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine.
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