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Sideburns Song by Toby Turner
Sideburns Song
Capo: 3rd Fret
Tuning: Standard
Em C
Side burns.
G D
On the side of my face.
Em C
As my head turns,
G D
you can see they're in the same place.
Em C
On either side. Burns.
G D
They can't be replaced.
Em C
My insides burn,
G D
when I think of the days
before my...
Em
My side burns.
C
Look at my sideburns,
G
but don't touch my sideburns,
D
why would you do that?
My heart yearns
for my own sideburns.
My side actually burns now,
what is that?
What the hell man,
why does my side burn?
What the hell's going on?
My side burns.
Does anybody have
some aloe vera?
If you do, bring it backstage,
I'll pay you back.
1985,
from the womb I came out (on my birthday)
The doctor said,
"What you crying about?"
I said, "Is that a rhetorical question?
You know why I cried.
I have a serious lack of
hair on the side... of my head.
Little baby people
don't have sideburns.
They gotta grow them
when they're older.
But if your little baby
already has sideburns,
that's awesome!
Don't be concerned.
Don't be concerned
about your little bitty baby
with the big big sideburns.
You should nota be
concernd-acerned about
the little itty bitty baby
with the big big sideburns.
Your little baby gonna be a pimp.
Your little baby gonna be a little baby pimp.
You should probably discourage
that kind of profession,
Because it's illegal.
And your baby's too
young to be concerned
about starting a business,
but that's impressive
if it's got the mindset.
My sideburns
look at my sideburns,
back on track talkin,
talkin, bout side burns!
My sideburns
look a ma' side burns.
La lay la la
loo loo
Em C G D
Side bur, hur, hurrrrnns.
Sideburns.
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version 2
CAPO 4
Am F C G
Sideburns on the side of my face,
Am F
As my head turns,
C G
You can see they™re in the same place.
Am F
On either side-burns,
C G
They can™t be replaced
Am F C G
My insides burn, when I think of the days before my…
My sideburns, look at my sideburns
Oh! Don™t touch my sideburns
Why would you do that?
My heart yearns for my own sideburns!
My side actually burns now, what is that?
What the hell man, why does my side burn?
What the hell™s going on? My side burns.
Does any body have some Aloe Vera?
If you do, bring it backstage (I™ll pay you back)
1985 from the womb I came out (On my birthday)
The doctor said What you crying about?
I said Is that a rhetorical question?
You know why I cried? I have a serious lack of hair on
the side, of my head.
Little baby people don™t have sideburns, they gotta
grow them when they™re older
But if your little baby already has sideburns, that™s
awesome! Don™t be concerned!
Don™t be concerned about your little bitty baby with
the big, big sideburns.
You should not be concerned about the little
itty baby baby with the big, big sideburns.
Your little baby gonna be a pimp. Your little baby
gonna be a little baby pimp.
You should probably discourage that kind of profession
because it™s illegal and your baby™s too young
To be concerned about starting a business,
But that™s impressive if it™s got the mind set.
My sideburns, look at my sideburns! Back on track
talking talking ˜bout sideburns.
My sideburns look at my sideburns! La li luh luh loo
loo sidebu-u-ur-r-rns¦
Sideburns¦.
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version 3
Intro: Em C G D
Strumming pattern. DuDu
Em C
Side burns.
G D
On the side of my face.
Em C
As my head turns,
G D
you can see they're in the same place.
Em C
On either side. Burns.
G D
They can't be replaced.
Em C
My insides burn,
G D
when I think of the days
before my...
Em
My side burns.
C
Look at my sideburns,
G
boy don't touch my sideburns,
D
why would you do that?
Em
My heart yearns
C G
for my own sideburns.
D
My side actually burns now,
what is that?
Em
What the heck man,
C
why does my side burn?
G
What the heck's going on?
D
My side burns.
Em
Does anybody have
C
some aloe vera?
G
If you do, bring it backstage,
D
I'll pay you back.
Em C
Nineteen-eighty-five,
G D
from the womb I came out (on my birthday)
Em C
The doctor said,
G D
"What you crying about?"
Em C
I said, "Is that a rhetorical question?
G D
You know why I cried.
Em C
I have a serious lack of
G D
hair on the side... of my head.
Em
Little baby people
C
don't have sideburns.
G
They gotta grow them
D
when they're older.
Em
But if your little baby
C
already has sideburns,
G
that's awesome!
D
Don't be concerned.
Em C
Don't be concerned
G
about your little bitty baby
D
with the big big sideburns.
Em
You should not be
C
concerned or sound about
G
the little itty bitty baby
D
with the big big sideburns.
Em C
Your little baby gonna be a pimp.
G D
Your little baby gonna be a little baby pimp.
Em C
You should probably discourage
G
that kind of profession,
D
Because it's illegal.
Em
And your baby's too
C
young to be concerned
G
about starting a business,
D
but that's impressive
Em
if it's got the mindset.
Em
My sideburns
C
look at my sideburns,
G
back on track talkin,
D
talkin, bout side burns!
Em
My sideburns
C
look a ma' side burns.
G
La li li li li
D
loo loo
Em C G D
Side bur, hur, hurrrrnns.
Sideburns.
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