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Song For Wossy by Tim Minchin
Song For Wossy
A
Wossy, in two weeks you™ll be gone
E/A
This is my last opportunity to sing you a song
G/A
So I wanna ask a favour before
D Dsus2-D*
You get on with your life
A
Jonathan, I wanna make love to you
E/A
Wossy I just wanna make sweet love to you
G/A
Just once, I wanna make sweet love to you
G G/A D
Sweet love to your wife
Dm
There™s just something about her
That drives me insane
A/C#
She™s got that cute sense of humour
And a brilliant brain
Bm7
But if I™m totally honest
My feelings for Jane
A
Are mostly sexual
Dm
Don™t wanna put you and her
In an awkward position
A/C#
But I know I™d regret it
If I didn™t ask the question
Bm7
I have talked to my wife
And she gave me permission
G/A A
We both have a celebrity shag concession
G G/A D
And mine is Jane
G G/A D
Hers is Wayne Rooney
Em7
Although to be fair
G/A
There™s not much chance of scoring there
D A
Jane, in two weeks time
G
Your hubby will be out on the breadline baby
D
And surely you™re not gonna wanna be
G A
Spending time with a bum
D A
I know that in a month or three
G
He™ll have weaselled his way back onto my TV
D G
But in the meantime, would you consider me
E
For a little fun?
The next 4 verses follow the A - E/A - G/A - D pattern
(Could switch the G/A for a G for a bit of variety on one or 2)
Just one night, Jane, would embiggen me
Just one night, baby, you™ll be diggin™ me
Just a little dabble in temporary bigamy
I just wanna make love, sweet love to you
What I wouldn™t give for just one night with you
Nothing too weird, just a nice night with a
Couple of whips and an underwater camera
I just wanna make a little sweet love to you
Wossy, you can watch if that™d make you feel better
That™d make it even more unforgettable
You can hold the camera and make some bruschetta
In case I get hungry making sweet love to your wife
Stop me, won™t you Wossy, if this is getting weird?
The thought of Jane nuzzling my ginger beard
I™m just doing a song, like we agreed
And it just happens to be a song about how I wanna
Make sweet love to your wife
Oooh
Dm
Jonathan I™ve always admired you
A/C#
I was nervous about our interview
Bm7
But your producers assured me
That all I had to do
G/A D
Was be totally honest...with you
Then mess around in D for a while, if you can do what Tim does
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