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Confessions by Tim Minchin
Confessions
1. Feminism
D7 Eb F Dm7
I believe that women have the right to walk the streets at night
Gm7 Cm7 Bb
without being afraid for their lives
D7 Eb F Dm7
I believe that women have the right to choose what happens to her body
Gm7 Cm7 Bb
Without suffering the judgement of the conservative right
D7 Eb F
And I believe that women have the right to wear the clothes they like
D7 Gm
Without being treated like dirt
Gm7 Eb F
And I think we men are pathetic how we seem to judge aesthetic
Dm7 G7
As the measure of a woman's worth
Eb Dm Gm Cm F Bb
I'm ashamed on behalf of my sex for making women feel like objects
F9 Bb
Fuck I love boobs though, I just really love them
F9 Bb Bb7
Fuck I love boobs though, I just wanna rub them
Eb Edim7
They're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy
Bb G7
I would rather watch boobs than a movie
Cm7 F7 Bb
Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs.
2. Poverty (altruism)
I believe people are entitled to basic human rights
Whether they are rich or their poor
I believe a world where no children are starving
Is a world worth fighting for
And I try to remind myself, even when I'm struggling
How incredibly lucky I am
And I don't think it's ok that the luxuries I crave
Should come at the expense of my fellow man
I'm sure I could give a little more
To alleviate the suffering of the poor.
Fuck I love boobs though.
I just really love them
I don't really mind if I am behind
Below or above them.
They're just so jubbly
They make me feel lovely
I'd rather own boobs than a pub
Be doop be doop doop doo doo doo
I really love boobs.
3. Enviromentalism
I believe the that planet we live in is a living organism
And we must treat her carefully
I don't think we can assume we can just go on consuming
Her resources indefinitely.
The earth's not a bottomless pit
And we can all do our little bit.
Fuck I love boobs though
I just really care for 'em
They're equally fun when they're aged 21
Or octogenarian.
They're just so flappy
They make me feel happy
I'd rather eat boobs than a bap
Be doop be doo
I just really love boobs.
Eb6 F
Evolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock-like protrusions
Dm G7
Designed to tempt men in situations when
Eb F
They can't get a glimpse of your bum
D7/F# (D7 fine) Gm F
I find such hypotheses dumb, it's like the one that says
Eb F
Lipstick is for making your lips look more
Bb F Gm F
Like the lips of a happy vagina
Eb Edim7 F
Since they said that I can't look my great aunt in the eye
D7 Gm F Eb
Why'd they have to say that, oh why?
Eb F
From that first little suck of colostrum
Dm7 G
To the grope of the the nurse in the old people's hostel
Cm Bb Eb Edim F
We're just fucking monkeys in shoes
Bb Gm Eb
And I-----e----i
F Bb Gm
Will always love boobs
Eb F Bb
i Will always love boobs
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version 2
Key: Bb
This first movement is called:
Feminism
VERSE
Eb
I believe that women have the right
F
To walk the streets at night
Dm
And not be afraid
Gm
for their lives
I believe that a woman has the right
To choose what happens to her body
Without suffering the judgement
Of the conservative right
And I believe that women have the right
to wear the clothes they like
Without being treated
like dirt
And I believe we men are pathetic
how we seem to judge aesthetic
As the measure
of a woman's worth
BRIDGE
Eb7 Dm
I'm ashamed on behalf of my sex
Cm7 F Bb
For making women feel like objects
CHORUS
Eb F Bb
Fuck I love boobs though, I just really love them
Eb F Bb Dm
Fuck I love boobs though, I just wanna rub them
Eb F
They're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy
Dm Gm
I would rather watch boobs than a movie
Eb F Bb/Gm
Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs.
And this second movement is called:
Poverty (altruism)
VERSE (Eb F Dm Gm)
I believe people are entitled
to basic human rights
Whether they are rich
or they're poor
I believe a world where no children
are starving
Is a world
worth fighting for
And I try to remind myself
Even when I'm struggling
How incredibly lucky
I am
And I don't think it's ok
That the luxuries I crave
Should come at the expense
of my fellow man
BRIDGE (Eb7 Dm Cm7 F Bb)
I'm sure I could give a little more
To alleviate the suffering of the poor.
CHORUS (Eb F Bb, Eb F Bb Dm, Eb F Dm Gm, Eb F Bb)
Fuck I love boobs though
I just really love them
I don't really mind if I am behind
Below or above them
They're just so jubbly
They make me feel lovely
I'd rather own boobs than a pub, be
Doop be doop doop doo doo doo
I really love boobs
The third movement:
Enviromentalism
VERSE (Eb F Dm Gm)
I believe the that planet we live in
Is a living organism
And we must
treat her carefully
I don't think we can assume
We can just go on consuming
Her resources
indefinitely
BRIDGE (Eb7 Dm Cm7 F Bb)
The world's not a bottomless pit
And we can all do our little bit
CHORUS (Eb F Bb, Eb F Bb Dm, Eb F Dm Gm, Eb F Bb)
Fuck I love boobs though
I just really care for 'em
They're equally fun
When they're aged 21
Or octogenarian
They're just so flappy
They make me feel happy
I'd rather eat boobs than a bap, be
Doop be doo
I just really love boobs
OUTRO
Evolutionary theory says bosoms
are buttock-like protrusions
Designed to tempt men
in situations
When they can't get a glimpse
of your bum
I find such
hypotheses dumb It's like the one that says
Eb
Lipstick is for
F
making your lips look more
Bb
Like the lips
Dm
of a happy
Gm
vagina
Eb
Since they said that I can't
Ebm
look my great aunt
F
In the eye
Dm Gm
Why'd they have to say that, oh why?
Eb Dm
From that first little suck of colostrum
Eb Dm
To the grope of the the nurse in the old people's hostel
Cm Dm Eb Ebdim F
We're just fucking monkeys in shoes
Bb Gm Eb
And I
F Bb Gm Eb
Will always love boobs
Eb F Bb
I will always love boobs
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