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Things You Don't Say To Your Wife by Tim Hawkins
Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
G C D
Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end
G C D
The dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend
Em D C G
And where'de you get those shoes i think there pretty lame
Em D C G
would you stop talking 'cause im trying to watch the game
(chorus)
Em G
If your a man who wants to live
Em G
a long and happy life
Em D G
these are the things you don't say to your wife.
G C D
I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday
G C D
I didn't ask you but i knew i'de be ok
Em D C G
Go make some dinner while i watch this fishing show
Em D C G
I taped it over our old wedding video
(chorus)
G C D
Your cooking is ok but not like mother makes
G C D
The diamond in the ring i bought you is a fake
Em D C G
Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill
Em D C G
Happy aniversary i bought you a treadmill
(chorus)
Em G Em G
If you a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife,
Em D G
These are the things you don't say to your wife.
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version 2
standard tuning
G G
3 3
3 3
0 0
0 0
2 2
3 3
e--------------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------------3---------------------------------3-----------------|
G----------------------0---0-----------------------------0---0-------|
D------------0-----------0---------------------0-----------0---------|
A--------------------------------------------------------------------|
E-----3---------------------------------3----------------------------|
Cadd9 D
3 2
3 3
0 2
2 0
3 X
X X
e--------------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------------3---------------------------------3-----------------|
G----------------------0---0-------------------2---------2---2-------|
D------------2-----------2--------------0------------------0---------|
A------3-------------------------------------------------------------|
E--------------------------------------------------------------------|
another way to look at it...
if you number your strings from 1 to 6, your fat E string being 1 and your
little e string being 6, you would hold the following chords G,G,Cadd9,D
as displayed above...and this would be your strumming pattern...
G G Cadd9 D
135434 135434 235434 345434
so for example for the first G chord finger picking you would hold the G chord,
and pluck the Fat E string, then the D string, B string, G string, D string, and
the G string.
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