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Colonoscopy Song by Tim Hawkins
Colonoscopy Song
Intro: Am Dm E Am 2x
Verse 1:
Am Dm
You have some lovely children and a lovely wife,
E Am
You have a lovely bank account, you had a healthy life,
Am
But you knew the day was coming,
Dm
It was always meant to be.
Am E Am
The doctor says its time to have a colonoscopy!
Chorus:
Dm Am
Oh colon colon colonoscopy
E Am
A wonderful procedure I™m shure you will agree
Dm Am
Numbers up it time to take one for the team
E Am
Its right there the schedule, a colonoscopy.
Verse 2:
Am Dm
There is some preparation that you should know about,
E Am
You have to drink this fluid that would surely clean you out,
Am Dm
They take a certain instrument to look around inside,
E Am
And honestly I will tell you it can be a bumpy ride!
Chorus 2:
Dm Am
Oh colon colon colonoscopy,
E Am
A wonderful procedure to help prevent disease,
Dm
Stay close to a bathroom,
Am
Careful when you sneeze,
E Am
You cant get away from colonoscopy!
Verse 3:
Am
Its not a lot of pleasure
Dm
Its not a lot of fun,
E Am
But now your turning 40 so you know it must be done,
Am Dm
Its not an ordinary, typical exam!
E Am
You lay down on the table then THANK you ma™am!
Chorus 3:
Dm Am
Oh colon colon colonoscopy
E Am
A wonderful procedure as everyone can see
Dm Am
And never underestimate how thorough they will be!
E Am
Its time to take your medicine colonoscopy!
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