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Patricia The Stripper by The Wombats



             Patricia The Stripper






No Capo


A
She works downtown in an unmarked bar, flyin' 'round poles
                                    D
She always gave me the fright of my life
A
I didn't mean to get involved it was the alcohol
                            D
Mixed with an empty feeling inside
            Bm
It's such a bad idea
   D                      E
To fall in love with a 'lady of the night'

A 
(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

                                 D
Why didn't God give her two left feet
Bm                D
Then she couldn't run away from me

A                             
Months go by and I'm alone in bed
                                                                D
While she's greasing up for when the businessmen and lawyers arrive
A
I've got to wear a beard, a suit and tie
                                               D
To get past the door if I want to see my girl tonight
                              
        Bm
I go to all this effort
               D                   E
Just to see my fair Patricia going home with some other guy

A 
(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
 
                                 D
Why didn't God give her two left feet
Bm                D
Then she couldn't run away from me

A 
(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
 
                                 D
Why didn't God give her two left feet
Bm                D
Then she couldn't run away from me

Bm             D              A           E
She thinks I'm sad and that's alright
Bm              D                  A         E
But she doesn't hate me so there's my little alibi
Bm                      D                 A
I can't, I can't leave, I can't, I can't, I can't
         E              Bm                    
She's my coked up Botox girl

A         E
Patricia, Patricia
    A                                    D
Oh, Patricia the stripper you are my sunshine
    Bm                               A
So, why can't you come home with me tonight

A 
(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
 
                                 D
Why didn't God give her two left feet
Bm                D
Then she couldn't run away from me








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version 2








Verse:

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-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5----------------------------------|


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------------------------------5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5----5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5-------|
-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

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-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--7--7--7-------|
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Chorus:

A D


Verse:

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-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-10-10-10-10------|
-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--7--7--7-------|
-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--7--7--7-------|
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^variations of this last one anyway

Chorus:

A D

Mid8:

Bm C#m F#m E
Bm C#m F#m E
Bm C#m F#m E
Bm C#m D E

A......


Chorus:

A D

End:

A D E A











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version 3







t= tremolo picking
standard tuning

e-----------------------------------------|
B-----------------------------------------|
G-----------------------------------------|
D-----------------------------------------|
A-----------------------------------------|
E--0(alternate tremolo picking on the open)

e---------------------|
B---------------------|
G---------------------| x4
D---------------------|
A---------------------|
E--0t-2t-4t---10t-9t--|

 then the cool intro part







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