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Kill The Director by The Wombats
Kill The Director
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Chords Used:
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E 0,2,2,1,0,0
E(v2) x,7,9,9,9,7
E(v3) 0,14,14,13,0,0
E(v4) 0,x,9,9,9,x
B 7,9,9,8,7,7
Bmaj7 6,9,9,8,x,x
Badd9 9,7,9,8,7,7
F# 2,4,4,3,2,2
F#(v2) x,9,11,11,11,9
D#m x,6,8,8,7,6
D#m(v2) (0),9,9,11,x,x
G#m x,11,13,13,12,11
A x,12,14,14,14,12
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Verse 1:
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E
I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
B
Oh what a skill to have
F#
Oh what a skill to have
E
So many skills that make her distinctive
B
But they're not mine to have
F#
No they're not mine
E
Whenever she looks i read the nearest paper
B
Though i don't care about the soaps
F# E
No i don't care about the soaps
B F#(v2) E D#m
Though i'm acting like i'm in an Eastenders episode
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Chorus:
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B
If this is a rom-com
Bmaj7 B Badd9 E(v2) D#m
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
Bmaj7 B Badd9 E
Kill the director please
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Verse 2:
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E(v4) D#m(v2)
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
B F#(v2)
Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart
E(v4) D#m(v2)
This is my head and this is my spout
B F# (v2) E
They work together; they can't figure anything out
E
So with the angst of a teenage band
B F# E
Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand
B F#(v2) E D#m
Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand
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Chorus:
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B
If this is a rom-com
Bmaj7 B Badd9 E(v2) D#m
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
Bmaj7 B Badd9 E(v2) D#m
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
Bmaj7 B Badd9 E E(v3)
Kill the director please
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Outro:
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E(v2) D#m
This is no... Bridget Jones
G#m A
This is no... Bridget Bridget
E(v2) D#m
This is no... Bridget Jones
G#m A
This is no... Bridget Bridget
E(v2) D#m
This is no... Bridget Jones
G#m A
This is no... Bridget Bridget
E(v2) D#m
This is no... Bridget Jones
G#m A E
This is no... Bridget Bridget.... Jones
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version 2
Tuning:Standard (EADGBe)
Intro Part 1:
Guitar 1:
e|-x----
B|-x----
G|-x----
D|-x-9--
A|-x-7--
E|-x-0--
Intro Part 2:
Guitar 1:
e|-------------------------------|x2
B|-99-99-99-77-------1111--1111--|
G|-99-99-99-88-88-88-1111--1111--|
D|-99-99-99-88-99-99-1111--1111--|
A|-77-77-77-66-99-99-9-9---9-9---|
E|-------------77-77-------------|
Guitar 2
e|------------------------------|x2
B|----------77------------------|
G|----------88-88-88------------|
D|-22-22-22-88-99-99-4-4---4-4--|
A|-22-22-22-66-99-99-4-4---4-4--|
E|-00-00-00----77-77-2-2---2-2--|
Verse 1:
Guitar 1:
e|-7-------7----------|x2
B|-9-------7----------|
G|-9-------8-------8--|
D|-9-------9-------8--|
A|-7-------9-------9--|
E|---------7-------6--|
Pre chorus 1:
Guitar 1:
e|--------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-99-99-99-99-------1111-1111--99-99-99-99-------11-11-11-11\--|
G|-99-99-99-99-88-88-1111-1111--99-99-99-99-88-88-11-11-11-11\--|
D|-99-99-99-99-99-99-1111-1111--99-99-99-99-99-99-11-11-11-11\--|
A|-77-77-77-77-99-99-9-9--9-9---77-77-77-77-99-99-9--9--9--9-\--|
E|-------------77-77------------------------77-77---------------|
Chorus:
Guitar 1:
e|----------------------------------------------|x2
B|-99999999-77777777----------1111111111111111--|
G|-99999999-88888888-88888888-1111111111111111--|
D|-99999999-88888888-99999999-1111111111111111--|
A|-77777777-66666666-99999999-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9---|
E|-------------------77777777-------------------|
Post Chorus:
Guitar 1:
e|-7-7-7---9-9-9-9-\--|
B|-9-9-9---11111111\--|
G|-9-9-9-8-11111111\--|
D|-9-9-9-9-11111111\--|
A|-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-\--|
E|-------7------------|
Guitar 2:
e|--------------------|
B|---------------17\--|
G|-------15b-----15\--|
D|-------16b----------|
A|--------------------|
E|--------------------|
Verse 2:
Repeat Intro Part 2 (Once with only Guitar 1, then with both guitars once)
Pre Chorus 2:
Guitar 1:
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------11111111111111111111111111111111-99-99-99-99--|
G|-99999999-99999999-11111111111111111111111111111111-99-99-99-99--|
D|-99999999-99999999-11111111111111111111111111111111-99-99-99-99--|
A|-77777777-77777777-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--77-77-77-77--|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
Guitar 2:
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-99999999-99999999-11111111-13131313-11111111-14141414-----------|
D|-xxxxxxxx-xxxxxxxx-x-x-x-x--x-x-x-x--x-x-x-x--x-x-x-x------------|
A|-77777777-77777777-9-9-9-9--11111111-9-9-9-9--12121212-----------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
Guitar 1:
e|---------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------11--------------------|
G|-8---------------------11--------------------|
D|-9---------------------11--------------------|
A|-9---------------------9---------------------|
E|-7-------------------------------------------|
Guitar 2:
e|-------14--19-18-16-14------------16-14------|
B|-----16-------------------------14------17/--|
G|---16----16-----------------15---------------|
D|--------------------------16--16-------------|
A|---------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------|
Chorus 2: Same as Chorus 1
Post Chorus 2:
Guitar 1 same as post chorus 1
Guitar 2:
e|----------------------|
B|--------------17btr\--|
G|--15b---------15btr\--|
D|--16b-----------------|
A|----------------------|
E|----------------------|
Bridge:
Guitar 1:
e|---------------11--11-------|
B|---------------12--12--11\--|
G|-88888888-8888-13--13--11\--|
D|-99999999-9999-13--13--11\--|
A|-99999999-9999-11--11--9-\--|
E|-77777777-7777--------------|
Then Bass Riff x2
Then:
Guitar 2:
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|x4
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---9---9---9---9---8---8---8---8---13--13--13--13--14--14--14--14--|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-7---7---7---7---6---6---6---6---11--11--11--11--12--12--12--12----|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|---------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------|
G|---9---9---9---9---8---8---8---8---13--13--13--13--|
D|---------------------------------------------------|
A|-7---7---7---7---6---6---6---6---11--11--11--11----|
E|---------------------------------------------------|
Then after Guitar 2 x2 Guitar 1 enters:
Guitar 1:
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------|x2
B|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-1212121212121212-1414141414141414--|
G|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-1313131313131313-1414141414141414--|
D|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-1313131313131313-1414141414141414--|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-1111111111111111-1212121212121212--|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
Outro:
Guitar 1:
e|--------------------------------------------------------------7--|
B|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-1212121212121212-14-12-14-12-7--|
G|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-1313131313131313-14-13-14-13-8--|
D|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-1313131313131313-14-13-14-13-9--|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-1111111111111111-12-11-12-11-9--|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------7--|
Ive met someone that makes me feel seasick
Oh what a skill to have
Oh what a skill to have
So many skills that make her distinctive
But theyre not mine to have
No theyre not mine
Whenever she looks i read the nearest paper
No i dont care about the soaps
No i dont care about the soaps
Though im acting like im in an Eastenders episode
If this is a rom-com
Kill the director
If this is a rom-com
Kill the director please
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
Dont talk to girls; theyll break your heart
And this is my head and this is my spout
They work together; they cant figure anything out
So with the angst of a teenage band
Heres another song about a gender ill never understand
Heres another song about a gender ill never understand
If this is a rom-com
Kill the director
If this is a rom-com
Kill the director
If this is a rom-com
Kill the director please
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Bridget
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Bridget
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Bridget
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Bridget
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Bridget
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget
Bridget Jones
| / slide up
| \ slide down
| h hammer-on
| p pull-off
| ~ vibrato
| + harmonic
| x Mute note
| b Bend
| pb Pre-bend
| br Bend release
| pbr Pre-bend release
| brb Bend release bend
| tr Tremolo pick
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version 3
Intro:
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-----
-----
-9---
-7---
-0---.......
----------------------------------------------------|
-------------------------------------11-11--11-11---|
-9-9---9-9---9-9---8-8---8-8---8-8---11-11--11-11---|
-9-9---9-9---9-9---8-8---9-9---9-9---11-11--11-11---|
-7-7---7-7---7-7---6-6---9-9---9-9---9--9---9--9----|
-------------------------7-7---7-7------------------|
Verse:
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-9------------------------------------------|*2
-9--------8---------------------------------|
-9--------9--------8------------------------|
-7--------9--------9------------------------|
----------7--------6------------------------|
E E B F#
Chorus:
E D#m B F#
Next Verse Same As Intro
"Heres another song..."
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------------------11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11--9-9---9-9---9-9---9-9---|
-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11--9-9---9-9---9-9---9-9---|
-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9---7-7---7-7---7-7---7-7---|
-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---------------------------------------------------|
-----------14----19-18-16-14---------------------16-14------|
--------16---------------------11-------------14-------17\--|
-----16-------16---------------11-------15------------------|
-9-----------------------------11----16----16---------------|
-9-----------------------------9----------------------------|
-7----------------------------------------------------------|
Chorus:
E D#m B F#
Outro: E D#m G#m A
(Keyboard =)
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------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
---9---9---9---9---8---8---8---8---13---13---13---13---14---14---14---14------|
------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
-7---7---7---7---6---6---6---6---11---11---11---11---12---12---12---12--------|
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Ending:
E A
Ive met someone that makes me feel seasick
Oh what a skill to have
Oh what a skill to have
So many skills that make her distinctive
But theyre not mine to have
No theyre not mine
Whenever she looks i read the nearest paper
No i dont care about the soaps
No i dont care about the soaps
Though im acting like im in an Eastenders episode
If this is a rom-com
Kill the director
If this is a rom-com
Kill the director please
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
Dont talk to girls; theyll break your heart
And this is my head and this is my spout
They work together; they cant figure anything out
So with the angst of a teenage band
Heres another song about a gender ill never understand
Heres another song about a gender ill never understand
If this is a rom-com
Kill the director
If this is a rom-com
Kill the director
If this is a rom-com
Kill the director please
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Bridget
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Bridget
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Bridget
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Bridget
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Bridget
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget
Bridget Jones
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version 4
D
I've met someone who makes me feel seasick
A
Oh What a skill to have
E
Oh what a skill
D
To have so many skills that make her distinctive
A
But they're not mine to have
E
No they're not mine
D
Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper
A E
But I don't care about the soaps
D
No I don't care about the soaps
A E
Though I'm acting like I'm in an Eastenders episode
D C#m
A
If this is a rom-com
E
Kill the director!
D C#m
A
If this is a rom-com
E A
Kill the director, please!
D
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
A
Don't talk to girls they'll break your heart
E
And this is my head
D
And this is my scalp
A
When they work together
E
They can't figure anything out!
D
So with the angst of a teenage band
A E
Here's another song about a gender I'll never under-stand
A E
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
D C#m
A
If this is a rom-com
E
Kill the director!
D C#m
A
If this is a rom-com
E
Kill the director!
D C#m
A
If this is a rom-com
E A
Kill the director, please!
D
This is no
C#m
Bridget Jones
F#
This is no
G
Bridget Bridget
D
This is no
C#m
Bridget Jones
F#
This is no
G
Bridget Bridget
D
This is no
C#m
Bridget Jones
F#
This is no
G
Bridget Bridget Jones
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version 5
E
I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
B
Oh what a skill to have
F#
Oh what a skill to have
E
So many skills that make her distinctive
B
But they're not mine to have
F#
No they're not mine
E
Whenever she looks i read the nearest paper
B
No i don't care about the soaps
F# E
No i don't care about the soaps
B F#
Though i'm acting like i'm in an Eastenders episode
E D#m
B
If this is a rom-com
F# E D#m
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
F# E
Kill the director please
E D#m
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
B F#
Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart
E D#m
And this is my head and this is my spout
B F#
They work together; they can't figure anything out
E
So with the angst of a teenage band
B F# E
Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand
B F#
Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand
E D#m
B
If this is a rom-com
F# E D#m
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
F# E D#m
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
F# B
Kill the director please
E D#m
This is no Bridget Jones
G#m A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E D#m
This is no Bridget Jones
G#m A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E D#m
This is no Bridget Jones
G#m A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E D#m
This is no Bridget Jones
G#m A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E D#m
This is no Bridget Jones
G#m A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E D#m
This is no Bridget Jones
G#m A
This is no Bridget
E D#m
Bridget Jones
A E
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