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Beeswax by Nirvana
Beeswax
Gtr I (Eb Ab Db Gb Bb Eb) - 'Untitled'
Intro
Fast Rock Q=160
4/4
Gtr I
Wx5 H Q Q
|------------|----------0---|
|------------|----------0---|
|------------|---------<2>--|
|------------|--------------|
|------------|--------------|
|------------|--------------|
E E E E E E E E E E Q H E E E E E E E E E E E E +Q +Q
|-----------------|--------------|-----------------|---------------------|
|-----------------|--------------|-----------------|---------------------|
|-----------------|-----10s=6----|-----------------|---------------------|
|-----------------|-----10s=6----|-----------------|---------------------|
|-----------------|--------------|-----------------|-------1-(1)b2--(1)--|
|-7s6-6-6-5-5-5s4-|-4s3----------|-7s6-6-6-5-5-5s4-|-4s3-----------------|
E E E E E E E E E E Q H E E E E E E E E E E H.
|-----------------|------------------|-----------------|------------||
|-----------------|-----<6>----------|-----------------|-----<3>----||
|-----------------|----------<8>\----|-----------------|------------||
|-----------------|------------------|-----------------|------------||
|-----------------|------------------|-----------------|------------||
|-7s6-6-6-5-5-5s4-|-4s3--------------|-7s6-6-6-5-5-5s4-|-4s3--------||
Verse
E E E E E E E E E E H. E E E E E E E E E E Q H
|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|--------------|
|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|--------------|
|-----------------|-----/10-------|-----------------|-----/8s=9----|
|-----------------|-----/10-------|-----------------|-----/8s=9----|
|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|--------------|
|-7s6-6-6-5-5-5s4-|-4s3-----------|-7s6-6-6-5-5-5s4-|-4s3----------|
G5 D5
E E E E E E E E E E H. E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
|-----------------|--------------|-----------------|-----------------||
|-----------------|--------------|-----------------|-----------------||
|-----------------|-----/7-------|-----------------|---------7-7-7---||
|-----------------|-----/7-------|-----------------|-5---5---7-7-7-0-||
|-----------------|--------------|-----------------|-5---5---5-5-5-0-||
|-7s6-6-6-5-5-5s4-|-4s3----------|-7s6-6-6-5-5-5p0-|-3---3-----------||
Chorus
3/4 4/4 3/4
Q. E E E Q +E E E E E E Q. E E E Q +E E E E E E
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|
|--------/7------|---------4---------|--------/7------|---------5---------|
|-0----3------0--|-(0)-6-5---3b3.5p0-|-0----3------0--|-(0)-6-5---3b3.5p0-|
Em
4/4 3/4 4/4 3/4
Q. E E E Q +E E E E E E Q. E E E Q +E E E E Q
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-----------0---|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-----------0---|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-----------0---|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-----------2---|
|--------/7------|-------------------|--------/7------|-----------2---|
|-0----3------0--|-(0)-6-5-4-3b3.5p0-|-0----3------0--|-(0)-6-5-4-0---|
Verse
4/4
E E E E E E E E E E E E +Q Q E E E E E E E E E E Q +E Q.
|-----------------|------------------<2>--|-----------------|-----------------|
|-----------------|-----------------------|-----------------|-----------------|
|-----------------|-----x-<3>-(<3>)-------|-----------------|-----8--(8)s9----|
|-----------------|-----------------------|-----------------|-----8--(8)s9----|
|-----------------|-----------------------|-----------------|-----------------|
|-7s6-6-6-5-5-5s4-|-4s3-------------------|-7s6-6-6-5-5-5s4-|-4s3-------------|
~~~~~~
E E E E E E E E E E E E +H
|-----------------|-----------------|
|-----------------|-----------------|
|-----------------|-----/9----------|
|-----------------|-----/8s9-(9)----|
|-----------------|-----------------|
|-7s6-6-6-5-5-5s4-|-4s3-------------|
D5
E E E E E E E E a E E a E E E E E E
|-----------------|---------------------------||
|-----------------|-----------------------0---||
|-----------------|-11s10---11s10---7-7-7-0---||
|-----------------|-10s=9---10s=9---7-7-7-----||
|-----------------|-----------------5-5-5-----||
|-7s6-6-6-5-5-5p0-|---------------------------||
Chorus
3/4 4/4 3/4
Q. E E E Q +E E E E E E Q. E E E Q +E E E E E E
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|
|--------/7------|---------4---------|--------/7------|---------5---------|
|-0----3------0--|-(0)-6-5---3b3.5p0-|-0----3------0--|-(0)-6-5---3b3.5p0-|
Em
4/4 3/4 4/4 3/4
Q. E E E Q +E E E E E E Q. E E E Q +E E E E Q
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-----------0---|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-----------0---|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-----------0---|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-----------2---|
|--------/7------|-------------------|--------/7------|-----------2---|
|-0----3------0--|-(0)-6-5-4-3b3.5p0-|-0----3------0--|-(0)-6-5-4-0---|
Bridge
F5 F5
4/4
E E E E E E E E E E a +E a +E a +E a +E E E
|-----------------|-------------------------------------------------1---|
|-----------------|-------------------------------------------------1---|
|-----------2-2-2-|-2b2.5-2b2.5-2pb3-(2)-2pb3-(2)-2pb3-(2)-2pb3-(2)-----|
|-3-3-3-3-x-------|---------------------------------------------------3-|
|-3-3-3-3-x-------|---------------------------------------------------3-|
|-1-1-1-1-x-------|---------------------------------------------------1-|
E E E E E E E E a +Q a +E +E S S E S S E
|-------------------|-------------------------------------|
|-------------------|-------------------------------------|
|-------------2-2-2-|-2b3-(2)--2b3==(2)r(2)---------------|
|-3-3-3-3-<2>-------|-----------------------3p1-----------|
|-3-3-3-3-----------|---------------------------1---------|
|-1-1-1-1-----------|-----------------------------3p2p1---|
F5
4/4
E E E E E E E E a +W
|-------------------------|----------------|
|-------------------------|----------------|
|-----------2-2b2.5-2b2.5-|-2b3-(2)--------|
|-3-3-3-3-x---------------|----------------|
|-3-3-3-3-x---------------|----------------|
|-1-1-1-1-x---------------|----------------|
F5
E E E E E a +E +S S E E E E E E E E E
|-------------------------------|-------------------||
|-------------------------------|-------------------||
|---------<2>-2b3==(2)-(2)r-----|---------7-7-0-----||
|-3-3-3-3-------------------x-2-|-5---5---7-7-0-----||
|-3-3-3-3-----------------------|-5---5---5-5-0-----||
|-1-1-1-1-----------------------|-3---3---------0---||
Chorus
3/4 4/4 3/4
Q. E E E Q +E E E E E E Q. E E E Q +E E E E E E
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|
|--------/7------|---------4---------|--------/7------|---------5---------|
|-0----3------0--|-(0)-6-5---3b3.5p0-|-0----3------0--|-(0)-6-5---3b3.5p0-|
Em
4/4 3/4 4/4 3/4
Q. E E E Q +E E E E E E Q. E E E Q +E E E E Q
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-----------0---||
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-----------0---||
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-----------0---||
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-----------2---||
|--------/7------|-------------------|--------/7------|-----------2---||
|-0----3------0--|-(0)-6-5-4-3b3.5p0-|-0----3------0--|-(0)-6-5-4-0---||
Verse
4/4
E E E E E E E E E E Q H E E E E E E E E E E Q Q +Q
|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------|
|-----------------|--------<2>----|-----------------|-------------------|
|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------|
|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-----/9s=10--(10)--|
|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------|
|-7s6-6-6-5-5-5s4-|-4s3-----------|-7s6-6-6-5-5-5s4-|-4s3---------------|
G5 D5
E E E E E E E E E E Q Q. E E E E E E E E E E E H.
|-----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------||
|-----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------||
|-----------------|----------9-----|-----------------|-----/9------||
|-----------------|-----/9s=10s==9-|-----------------|-----/9------||
|-----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------||
|-7s6-6-6-5-5-5s4-|-4s3------------|-7s6-6-6-5-5-5p0-|-4s3---------||
E E E E E E E E Q Q +Q. +E E E E E E E E E E E E E +H
|-----------------|-----------------------|-----------------|-----------------|
|-----------------|-----------------------|-----------------|-----------------|
|-----------------|--/9s=10--(10)---(10)\-|-----------------|-------/8-(8)----|
|-----------------|-/10s=11--(11)---(11)\-|-----------------|-------/8-(8)----|
|-----------------|-----------------------|-----------------|-----------------|
|-7s6-6-6-5-5-5s4-|-----------------------|-7s6-6-6-5-5-5s4-|-4-5-------------|
G5 D5
E E E E E E E E E E Q +Q Q E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------||
|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------||
|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|---------7-7-7---||
|-----------------|-----/7--(7)s=8--|-----------------|-5---5---7-7-7-0-||
|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-5---5---5-5-5-0-||
|-7s6-6-6-5-5-5s4-|-4s3-------------|-7s6-6-6-5-5-5p0-|-3---3-----------||
Chorus
3/4 4/4 3/4
Q. E E E Q +E E E E E E Q. E E E Q +E E E E E E
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|
|--------/7------|---------4---------|--------/7------|---------5---------|
|-0----3------0--|-(0)-6-5---3b3.5p0-|-0----3------0--|-(0)-6-5---3b3.5p0-|
Em
4/4 3/4 4/4 3/4
Q. E E E Q +E E E E E E Q. E E E Q +E E E E Q
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-----------0---||
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-----------0---||
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-----------0---||
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-----------2---||
|--------/7------|-------------------|--------/7------|-----------2---||
|-0----3------0--|-(0)-6-5-4-3b3.5p0-|-0----3------0--|-(0)-6-5-4-0---||
Bridge
F5 F5
4/4
E E E E E E E E E E a +E a +E a +E a +E E E
|-----------------|-------------------------------------------------1---|
|-----------------|-------------------------------------------------1---|
|-----------2-2-2-|-2b2.5-2b2.5-2pb3-(2)-2pb3-(2)-2pb3-(2)-2pb3-(2)-----|
|-3-3-3-3-x-------|---------------------------------------------------3-|
|-3-3-3-3-x-------|---------------------------------------------------3-|
|-1-1-1-1-x-------|---------------------------------------------------1-|
E E E E E E E E a +Q a +E +E S S E S S E
|-------------------|-------------------------------------|
|-------------------|-------------------------------------|
|-------------2-2-2-|-2b3-(2)--2b3==(2)r(2)---------------|
|-3-3-3-3-<2>-------|-----------------------3p1-----------|
|-3-3-3-3-----------|---------------------------1---------|
|-1-1-1-1-----------|-----------------------------3p2p1---|
F5
4/4
E E E E E E E E a +Q E E +H
|-------------------------|---------------0--(0)------|
|-------------------------|-----------3---------------|
|-----------2-2b2.5-2b2.5-|-2b4==(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)r-----|
|-3-3-3-3-x---------------|---------------------------|
|-3-3-3-3-x---------------|---------------------------|
|-1-1-1-1-x---------------|---------------------------|
F5
E E E E E a +E +S S E E E E E E E E E
|-------------------------------|-------------------||
|-------------------------------|-------------------||
|---------<2>-2b3==(2)-(2)r-----|---------7-7-0-----||
|-3-3-3-3-------------------x-2-|-5---5---7-7-0-----||
|-3-3-3-3-----------------------|-5---5---5-5-0-----||
|-1-1-1-1-----------------------|-3---3---------0---||
Chorus
3/4 4/4 3/4
Q. E E E Q +E E E E E E Q. E E E Q +E E E E E E
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-------------------|
|--------/7------|---------4---------|--------/7------|---------5---------|
|-0----3------0--|-(0)-6-5---3b3.5p0-|-0----3------0--|-(0)-6-5---3b3.5p0-|
Em
4/4 3/4 4/4 3/4
Q. E E E Q +E E E E E E Q. E E E Q +E E E E Q
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-----------0---|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-----------0---|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-----------0---|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|-----------2---|
|--------/7------|-------------------|--------/7------|-----------2---|
|-0----3------0--|-(0)-6-5-4-3b3.5p0-|-0----3------0--|-(0)-6-5-4-0---|
4/4 3/4 4/4 3/4
Q. E E E Q +E E E E E E Q. E E E Q +E E E E E E
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|--------------------|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|--------------------|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|--------------------|
|----------------|-------------------|----------------|--------------------|
|--------/7------|---------4---------|--------/7------|---------5----------|
|-0----3------0--|-(0)-6-5---3b3.5p0-|-0----3------0--|-(0)-6-5---3b3.5p0--|
4/4 3/4
Q. E E E Q +E E E E E E W
|----------------|-------------------|------*|
|----------------|-------------------|------*|
|----------------|-------------------|------*|
|----------------|-------------------|------*|
|--------/7------|-------------------|------*|
|-0----3------0--|-(0)-6-5-4-3b3.5p0-|------*|
Why doesn't she want him for a father?
Not only maidens can occupy my shack
Goring my manhood turns a man off
Like Pepe LePew would say:
Hey, hey, hey, and then we clash
I got my diddly spayed (x3)
I got my diddly...
She laughs about it
She makes inflections when the wind blows just right
Jacking themselves of polyester
I want to jump, this isn't right
Hey, when am I getting back?
I got my diddly spayed (x3)
I got my diddly...
I don't know why
I got a joke too silly to say
Don't touch the balls
I got a dick, dick
Hear my fuckin' hate
I got my diddly spayed (x3)
I got my diddly...
If you're wondering, it's gaining monthly
Fiberglass insulated, the sky is cotton candy
Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate
Feeling can't help me romp
Bill, just fuck me, take me anal
Phyllis diller reminds me of someone
I'm sick of paying for the Love Boat
Tony and Tenille say want to jump rope
And I say look
I got my penis spayed
I got a little tail
I got my dingaling spayed (x2)
Nothing hard, I got to be around a pussy
Don't let me fall, I got a heh-heh
Well, you can't live
We got my dingaling spayed
When are you going to learn
Duration Legend
---------------
W - whole; H - half; Q - quarter; E - 8th; S - 16th; T - 32nd; X - 64th; a - acciaccatura
+ - note tied to previous; . - note dotted; .. - note double dotted
Uncapitalized letters represent notes that are staccato (1/2 duration)
Irregular groupings are notated above the duration line
Duration letters will always appear directly above the note/fret number it represents the
duration for. Duration letters with no fret number below them represent rests. Multi-
bar rests are notated in the form Wxn, where n is the number of bars to rest for. Low
melody durations appear below the staff
Tablature Legend
----------------
h - hammer-on
p - pull-off
b - bend
pb - pre-bend
r - bend release (if no number after the r, then release immediately)
/\ - slide into or out of (from/to "nowhere")
s - legato slide
S - shift slide
- natural harmonic
[n] - artificial harmonic
n(n) - tapped harmonic
~ - vibrato
tr - trill
T - tap
TP - trem. picking
PM - palm muting
\n/ - tremolo bar dip; n = amount to dip
\n - tremolo bar down
n/ - tremolo bar up
/n\ - tremolo bar inverted dip
= - hold bend; also acts as connecting device for hammers/pulls
<> - volume swell (louder/softer)
x - on rhythm slash represents muted slash
o - on rhythm slash represents single note slash
Misc Legend
-----------
| - bar
|| - double bar
||o - repeat start
o|| - repeat end
*| - double bar (ending)
: - bar (freetime)
$ - Segno
& - Coda
Tempo markers - = BPM(8/16=s8/s16), where s8 = swing 8ths, s16 = swing 16ths
---------------
version 2
Intro & Verses
e|------------------|
b|------------------|
g|------------------|
d|------------------|i cant figure out how kurt gets
a|-9/8-8/7-7/6/4-0--|the akward sounding feedback :(
E|-7/6-6/5-5/4/2-0--|
Chorus
e|------------------|
b|------------------|
g|------------------|
d|-2--5-5-2--7-7-6--|
a|-2--5-5-2--7-7-6--|
E|-0--3-3-0--5-5-4--|
Bridge
e|------------------------------------|
b|------------------------------------|
g|-----------1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1bend----|play something like this a few times
d|-3-3-3-3-3--------------------------|
a|-3-3-3-3-3--------------------------|
E|-1-1-1-1-1--------------------------|
Why doesn't she want him for a father?
Not only maidens can occupy my shack
Goring my manhood turns a man off
Like Pepe LePew would say:
Hey, hey, hey, and then we clash
I got my diddly spayed (x3)
I got my diddly...
She laughs about it
She makes inflections when the wind blows just right
Jacking themselves of polyester
I want to jump, this isn't right
Hey, when am I getting back?
I got my diddly spayed (x3)
I got my diddly...
I don't know why
I got a joke too silly to say
Don't touch the balls
I got a dick, dick
Hear my fuckin' hate
I got my diddly spayed (x3)
I got my diddly...
If you're wondering, it's gaining monthly
Fiberglass insulated, the sky is cotton candy
Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate
Feeling can't help me romp
Bill, just fuck me, take me anal
Phyllis diller reminds me of someone
I'm sick of paying for the Love Boat
Tony and Tenille say want to jump rope
And I say look
I got my penis spayed
I got a little tail
I got my dingaling spayed (x2)
Nothing hard, I got to be around a pussy
Don't let me fall, I got a heh-heh
Well, you can't live
We got my dingaling spayed
When are you going to learn
---------------
version 3
) = bend
^^ = uncontrolled feedback
~ = let ring
/ = slide
E-|---------------------------------------------------|
B-|-intro-(played-only-at-beginning)------------------|
G-|---------------------------------------------------|
D-|-4/3-3-3-3/2-2-2-2/0~------4/3-3-3-3/2-2-2-2/0~---)|
A-|-4/3-3-3-3/2-2-2-2/0~---)--4/3-3-3-3/2-2-2-2/0~--3-|
E-|-6/5-5-5-5/4-4-4-4/0~--3---6/5-5-5-5/4-4-4-4/0~----|
E-|--------------------I------------------------------------
B-|-chorus:------------I-bridge:----------------------------
G-|--------------------I------------------------------------
D-|-2~-5/-2~-----------I-4-4-4-3----------------------------
A-|-2~-5/-2~-3-2-0-----I-4-4-4-3----------------------------
E-|-0~-3/-0~-------3-0-I-2-2-2-1----------------------------
Why doesn't she want him for a father?
Not only maidens can occupy my shack
Goring my manhood turns a man off
Like Pepe LePew would say:
Hey, hey, hey, and then we clash
I got my diddly spayed (x3)
I got my diddly...
She laughs about it
She makes inflections when the wind blows just right
Jacking themselves of polyester
I want to jump, this isn't right
Hey, when am I getting back?
I got my diddly spayed (x3)
I got my diddly...
I don't know why
I got a joke too silly to say
Don't touch the balls
I got a dick, dick
Hear my fuckin' hate
I got my diddly spayed (x3)
I got my diddly...
If you're wondering, it's gaining monthly
Fiberglass insulated, the sky is cotton candy
Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate
Feeling can't help me romp
Bill, just fuck me, take me anal
Phyllis diller reminds me of someone
I'm sick of paying for the Love Boat
Tony and Tenille say want to jump rope
And I say look
I got my penis spayed
I got a little tail
I got my dingaling spayed (x2)
Nothing hard, I got to be around a pussy
Don't let me fall, I got a heh-heh
Well, you can't live
We got my dingaling spayed
When are you going to learn
---------------
version 4
Tuning:Standard
(E-A-D-G-B-e)
b=bend
/=slide
Intro
e----------------------------------------------------------------------------
B----------------------------------------------------------------------------
G-----------------------------10\-6------------------------------------------
D-----------------------------10\-6------------------------------------------
A-9\8--8--8--7--7--7\6--6\5------------9\8--8--8--7--7--7\6--6\5---1b--------
E-7\6--6--6--5--5--5\4--4\3------------7\6--6--6--5--5--5\4--4\3-------------
e---------------------------------------------------------------------------
B-----------------------------*------------------------------------*--------
G---------------------------------*-----------------------------------------
D---------------------------------------------------------------------------
A-9\8--8--8--7--7--7\6--6\5-----------9\8--8--8--7--7--7\6--6\5-------------
E-7\6--6--6--5--5--5\4--4\3-----------7\6--6--6--5--5--5\4--4\3-------------
Verse
e---------------------------------------------------------------------------
B---------------------------------------------------------------------------
G------------------------------/10---------------------------------/8/9-----
D------------------------------/10---------------------------------/8/9-----
A-9\8--8--8--7--7--7\6--6\5-----------9\8--8--8--7--7--7\6--6\5-------------
E-7\6--6--6--5--5--5\4--4\3-----------7\6--6--6--5--5--5\4--4\3-------------
e---------------------------------------------------------------------------
B---------------------------------------------------------------------------
G------------------------------/7--------------------------------7--7--7----
D------------------------------/7--------------------------5--5--7--7--7--0-
A-9\8--8--8--7--7--7\6--6\5----------9\8--8--8--7--7--7----5--5--5--5--5--0-
E-7\6--6--6--5--5--5\4--4\3----------7\6--6--6--5--5--5/0--3--3-------------
Chorus
e---------------------------------------------------------------------------
B---------------------------------------------------------------------------
G---------------------------------------------------------------------------
D-2----------------------------------2--------------------------------------
A-2------/7-----------------4--------2------/7-----------5------------------
E-0--3/------0--(0)--6---5-----3--0--0--3/------0--6--5-----3--0------------
e-------------------------------------------------------0-------------------
B-------------------------------------------------------0-------------------
G-------------------------------------------------------0-------------------
D-2--------------------------2--------------------------2-------------------
A-2-----/7-------------------2-----/7-------------------2-------------------
E-0--3------0--6--5--4--3/0--0--3------0---0---6--5--4--0-------------------
Bridge
e----------------------------------------------------------------------------
b----------------------------------------------------------------------------
g----------------------------------------------------------2--2--2--2b-2b----
d--3--3--3--3--x--2--2--2--2b--2b--2--2--3--3--3--3--2--2--------------------
a--3--3--3--3--x-------------------------3--3--3--3--------------------------
E--1--1--1--1----------------------------1--1--1--1--------------------------
e----------------------------------------------------------------------------
B----------------------------------------------------------------------------
G----------------------------------------------------------------------------
D--3\1-----------------------------------------------------------------------
A-------1--------------------------------------------------------------------
E----------3--2--------------------------------------------------------------
e----------------------------------------------------------------------------
B----------------------------------------------------------------------------
G-----------------2--2b--2b--2----------------------------7--7--0------------
D--3--3--3--3--x---------------3--3--3--3--2--------5--5--7--7--0------------
A--3--3--3--3--x---------------3--3--3--3-----x--2--5--5--5--5--0------------
E--1--1--1--1--x---------------1--1--1--1-----------3--3--------0------------
Why doesn't she want him for a father?
Not only maidens can occupy my shack
Goring my manhood turns a man off
Like Pepe LePew would say:
Hey, hey, hey, and then we clash
I got my diddly spayed (x3)
I got my diddly...
She laughs about it
She makes inflections when the wind blows just right
Jacking themselves of polyester
I want to jump, this isn't right
Hey, when am I getting back?
I got my diddly spayed (x3)
I got my diddly...
I don't know why
I got a joke too silly to say
Don't touch the balls
I got a dick, dick
Hear my fuckin' hate
I got my diddly spayed (x3)
I got my diddly...
If you're wondering, it's gaining monthly
Fiberglass insulated, the sky is cotton candy
Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate
Feeling can't help me romp
Bill, just fuck me, take me anal
Phyllis diller reminds me of someone
I'm sick of paying for the Love Boat
Tony and Tenille say want to jump rope
And I say look
I got my penis spayed
I got a little tail
I got my dingaling spayed (x2)
Nothing hard, I got to be around a pussy
Don't let me fall, I got a heh-heh
Well, you can't live
We got my dingaling spayed
When are you going to learn
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version 5
[Intro]
Bsus4 Bbsus4 Asus4 Absus4 Gsus4 (x4)
[Verse]
Bsus4 Bbsus4 Asus4 Absus4 Gsus4
I was seeking out for a funnel
Bsus4 Bbsus4 Asus4 Absus4 Gsus4
Not only magnets but I could pry bar it shut
Bsus4 Bbsus4 Asus4 Absus4 Gsus4
Gluing my manhood towards a manhole
Bsus4 Bbsus4 Asus4 E G D5
Like Pepe le Pew the scent, hey, hey, had lightweight
[Chorus]
E G E
clutch!
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E
I got my titilate
[Verse]
Bsus4 Bbsus4 Asus4 Absus4 Gsus4
She laughs about it
Bsus4 Bbsus4 Asus4 Absus4 Gsus4
Shrinking and flexing if the wind blows just right
Bsus4 Bbsus4 Asus4 Absus4 Gsus4
Jacking themselves off polyester
Bsus4 Bbsus4 Asus4 E G D5
I wanna jump, just isn't right Hey! When am I getting it back?
[Chorus]
E G E
clutch!
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E
I got my titilate
[Mid-section]
F E N.C.
I don't know why
F E N.C.
I got a joke to silly to say
F E N.C.
Don't touch the balls
F E G D
I got a dick, Dick, hear my fucking hate!
[Chorus]
E G E
clutch!
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E
I got my titilate
[Verse]
Bsus4 Bbsus4 Asus4 Absus4 Gsus4
If you're wondering, it's gaining monthly
Bsus4 Bbsus4 Asus4 Absus4 Gsus4
Fiberglass insulated, disguised as cotton candy
Bsus4 Bbsus4 Asus4 Absus4 Gsus4
Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate
Bsus4 Bbsus4 Asus4 Absus4 Gsus4
Feeling can't help me romp
Bsus4 Bbsus4 Asus4 Absus4 Gsus4
Bill, just fuck me, take me anal
Bsus4 Bbsus4 Asus4 Absus4 Gsus4
Billy's slit reminds me of someone
Bsus4 Bbsus4 Asus4 Absus4 Gsus4
I'm sick of paying for the love boat
Bsus4 Bbsus4 Asus4 E G D5
Tony and Tenille say, wanna jump rope, and I say
[Chorus]
E G E
look!
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E G E
I got my liberty
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E
I got my titilate
[Mid-section]
F E
spayed
N.C.
Nothing hard
F E N.C.
I gotta be around pussy
F E N.C.
Don't let me fall
F E G D5
I got a huh, huh, well you can't
[Chorus]
E G E
live
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb A G E
I got my titillate
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