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Wheres My Sex by Weezer



   
       Wheres My Sex 






Intro:
A    A G   G F   F E E G G# x2

Verse: Same chords as intro
Mom made my sex
She knitted it with her hands
Sex-making is a family tradition
Going back to the caveman days
They were walking around in a haze
Until they figured it out
And they said 'gosh dang, this is great!'

Prechorus:
F
But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball
G
Walking round with no sex at all

Chorus: Same chords as intro/verse
I said
Where's my sex?
I thought it was here
Under the bench
But it isn't there
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
I'm running late, I can't be late
C              G
I can't go out without my sex
Dm             Am
It's cold outside and my toes get wet
C              G
And people will think that I'm an alien
Dm             F
Just cruising in to make a friend

Verse 2:
Meg likes to hide it
She said that it gives her a kick
It may be under the rug
Or stuck in a shoe closet
Or tumbling round in the washing machine
She's always trying to get me clean
She adds detergent and bounce to eliminate static cling
Prechorus 2:
It's gonna be another hour or more
Till I am ready to walk out the door

Chorus 2:
I said
Where's my sex?
I thought it was here
Under the bench
But it isn't there
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
I'm running late, I can't be late
I can't go out without my sex
It's cold outside and my toes get wet
And people will think that I'm an alien
Just cruising in to make a friend

Break:
Bb   Eb Eb Eb Bb    Eb Eb Eb

People can you hear me talking
I know you all are happy, rocking
Could you lend me a dime, pretty please?
Brother, sister, got time?
I've got no sex on my feet
Sex in my drawer
Sex in my shoes
Or sex on the floor

Chorus 3:
I said
Where's my sex?
I thought it was here
Under the bench
But it isn't there
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
I'm running late, I can't be late
I can't go out without my sex
It's cold outside and my toes get wet
And people will think that I'm an alien
Just cruising in to make a friend








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version 2







Tuning: Drop D

. =palm-muted
~ =hold note
^ =vibrato
b =bend
r =release
p =pull off
h =hammer on




NOTE: Since u use power-chords (drop d) in the verse i didnt mind writing
down if its major or minor



A        G         F        E  G

This is the line u play in the verse ;D
Here is the lil tab:
E----------------------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------------------------|
G----------------------------------------------------|
D----------------------------------------------------|
A-----7-----7-5-----5-3------3-2--2--2--2--5---------|
E-----7-----7-5-----5-3------3-2--2--2--2--5---------|
      .     . .     . .      . .  .  .  .  .


A     G       F        E       G  A        G       F       E G
  Mom made my sex, she knitted it with her hands
Sex-making is a family tradition
Going back to the caveman days
They were walking around in a haze
Until they figured it out
And they said 'gosh dang, this is great!'

F                        
But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball
D
Walking round with no sex at all


         A          G      F              E     G
(I said) Where's my sex? I thought it was here
A           G       F          E      G
Under the bench but it isn't there
     A       G         F       E      G
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
    A         G     F         E     G
I'm running late, I can't be late

 
  C                G                D                   A
I can't go out without my sex, it's cold outside and my toes get wet
    C                             G          D
And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend


A     G       F        E       G  A        G       F       E G
Meg likes to hide it, she said that it gives her a kick
It may be under the rug or stuck in a shoe closet
Or tumbling round in the washing machine, she's always trying to get me clean
She adds detergent and bounce to eliminate static cling
F
It's gonna be another hour or more
D
Till I am ready to walk out the door

         A          G      F              E     G
(I said) Where's my sex? I thought it was here
A           G       F          E      G
Under the bench but it isn't there
     A       G         F       E      G
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
    A         G     F         E     G
I'm running late, I can't be late

 
  C                G                D                   A
I can't go out without my sex, it's cold outside and my toes get wet
    C                             G          D
And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend


Bb   Eb     Bb  Eb    (Come on be my friend)
Bb   Eb     Bb  Eb

Bb     Eb           Bb Eb
People can you hear me talking
Bb         Eb         Bb  Eb
I know you all are happy, rocking
Bb        Eb        Bb    Eb
Could you lend me a dime, pretty please?
Bb       Eb          Bb       Eb           
Brother, sister, got time?    I've got no 
Bb        Eb    Bb        Eb
Sex on my feet, Sex in my drawer
Bb        Eb       Bb         Eb
Sex in my shoes or sex on the floor


         A          G      F              E     G
(I said) Where's my sex? I thought it was here
A           G       F          E      G
Under the bench but it isn't there
     A       G         F       E      G
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
    A         G     F         E     G
I'm running late, I can't be late

 
  C                G                D                   A
I can't go out without my sex, it's cold outside and my toes get wet
    C                             G          D
And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend

A














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version 3






Verse:

Guitar1:
e|----------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------|
A|-7--7-5--5-3--3-2-2-2-5-7--7--7-5--5-3--3-1-1-1-5-7-|
E|-5--5-3--3-1--1-0-0-0-3-5--5--5-3--3-1--1-0-0-0-3-5-|

Guitar2
Mom made my sex she knitted it with her hands
e|-----------------------------------17B------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------///21///----|
G|--------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------|

Sex making is a family tradction
e|----------------------------17B-------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------///21///----|
G|--------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------|

Going back to the caveman days They were walking around in a haze...
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

 ... “Gosh dang, this is great!”
e|-----------------------------------------------|
B|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-9-9-9-9-|
G|-----------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------|

Bridge:

Guitar1:
e|-----------------------------------1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-2-|
B|-----------------------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|
G|-----------------------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
D|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-----------------------------------|
E|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-----------------------------------|

Guitar2:
But now I’m like a prehistoric screwball Walking ‘round with no sex at all, I said
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-2-0-|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus PT1:
Guitar1:
e|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------|
D|-7--7-5--5-3--3-2-2-2-5-7--7-5--5-3--3-2-2-2-5-7--|
A|-7--7-5--5-3--3-2-2-2-5-7--7-5--5-3--3-2-2-2-5-7--|
E|-5--5-3--3-1--1-0-0-0-3-5--5-3--3-1--1-0-0-0-3-5--|

Guitar2:
Where’s my sex? I thought it was here Under the bench But it isn’t there
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-/////17B//////-----------------/////17B/////----------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------|

I’ve got no idea where it disappeared to I’m running late, I can’t be late
-------------------------------------------------------|
-/////17B/////-----------------------/////17B/////-----|
-------------------------------------------------------|
-------------------------------------------------------|
-------------------------------------------------------|
-------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus PT2:
Both Guitars
I can’t go out without my sex      It’s cold outside if my toes get wet
e|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
B|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
G|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
D|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|

Both guitars
And people will think that I’m an alien Just cruising in to make a friend
e|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----5-5-5-5-5-6-6-6//8-8---8-8------|
B|-3-3-3-3-5-3-3-3----3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----6-6-6-5-6-6-6-6//8-8---8-8------|
G|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5----4-4-4-4-5-4-4-4----7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7/10-10-10-10-----|
D|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5----5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5----7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7/10-10-10-10-----|
A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5----5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5//8-8---8-8------|
E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5//8-8---8-8------|

Backing to verse Play:

e|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|------------------------|
D|-------(continue-verse)-|
A|------------------------|
E|-88-66------------------|

Verse

Bridge

ChorusPt1

ChorusPT2

Interlude:
Both Guitars
People can you hear me talking
I know you all are happy, rawking
Could you lend me a dime . . . pretty please?
Brother, sister got time? I got no--
Sex on my feet
Sex in my drawer
Sex in my shoes
Or sex on the floor, I said
e|-6--6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-|
B|-6--6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-|
G|-7--8-8-7-7--8-8-8-8-|
D|-8--8-8-8-8--8-8-8-8-|
A|-8--6-6-8-8--6-6-6-6-|
E|-6--6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-|

ChorusPT1

ChorusPT2

End With:

e|-5/////0----|
B|-5/////0----|
G|-6/////0----|
D|-7/////0----|
A|-7/////0----|
E|-5/////0----|

Information of music:
Verse
Bridge
ChorusPT1
ChorusPT2
Verse
Bridge
ChorusPT1
ChorusPT2
Interlude
ChorusPT1
ChorusPT2
End With: A











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