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A Complicated Song by Weird Al Yankovic
A Complicated Song
Intro :
Dm F
Uh huh
C
extra cheese
Dm F
Uh huh
C
save a peice for me
Verse:
F
pizza, party at your house
Dm
i went, just to check it out
Bb C
nineteen extra larges, what a shame knowone came
F
just us eating all alown
Dm
you said take the pizza home
Bb C
no sence letting all this go to to waste so then i faced
PRECHORUS
Bb
pizza all day, and every day
Dm
cheese round the clock, its getting me blocked
Bb
and i sure dont care, for irregularities
C (let it ring)
tell me
CHORUS:
Dm Bb F
Why'd you have to and make me so constipated
C
couse right now id do
Dm Bb F
anything at all to get my bowles evacuated
C
in the bathroom
Dm Bb
and i sit, and i wait, and i strain
F C
and i sweat, and i clench and i feel the pain oh,
Gm Bb (let it ring)
should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated
No no no
Verse 2:
F
i was, feeling pretty down
Dm
till my, girlfriend came around
Bb C
were just, so alike in every way, ive gotta say
F
in fact, i just thought i might
Dm
pop the, question there that night
Bb C
i was, kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me
PRECHORUS
Bb
who would have guest, her family crest
Dm
i suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh
Bb
and sun of a gun, its just like the one on me
C (let it ring)
tell me
CHORUS:
Dm Bb F
how was i supposed to know that we were both related
C
belive me if i
Dm Bb F
new she was my cousin we never would have dated
C
what to do now
Dm Bb
should i go ahead and propose
F C
and get hitched, and have kids with eleven toes
Gm Bb (let it ring)
and move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tollerated
No no no
F
No no (no no)
Dm
No no (no no)
Bb
No No (no no)
C
No...
Verse3:
F
i had, so much on my mind
Dm
i thought, maybe id unwind
Bb C
try out that new roller coaster ride, and the guide
PRECHORUS
Bb
said not to stand, but thats a demand
Dm
that i couldnt meet, i got on my feet
Bb
and stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see
C (let it ring)
tell me
CHORUS:
Dm Bb F
why'd i have to go and get myself decapitated
C
this really is a
Dm Bb F
major inconvenience oh man i really hate it
C
such a drag now
Dm Bb
i cant eat, i cant breath, i cant snore
F C
i cant belch or yodell any more, cant
Gm Bb (let it ring)
spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated
oh no
Dm Bb F
why'd i have to go and myself all mutilated
C
i gotta tell you
Dm Bb F
life without a head kinda makes me irritated
C
what a bummer
Dm Bb
i cant blink, i cant cough, i cant sneeze
F C
but my neck is enjoyng a pleasant breeze now
Gm Bb (let it ring)
ive never been the same since my head and me were seperated
No no no
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version 2
CAPO 1
Am Em
Uh huh ... extra cheese
Am Em
Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me
C
Pizza party at your house
F
I went just to check it out
C
Nineteen extra larges
Am
What a shame
F C
No one came
C
Just us eatin' all alone
F
You said, "Take the pizza home"
C Am
"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"
F
So then I faced
C
Pizza all day
F
And every day
C
This cheese 'round the clock
F
Is gettin' me blocked
C
And I sure don't care
Am
For irregularity
C (let ring)
Tell me
Am C Em F
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
Am C
Em F
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
Am C E
In the bathroom ... I sit and I wait and I strain
F Am C
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Am C Em
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
Dm Am
No no no
Repeat same chords for the rest of the song. Sorry.. I'm lazy.
I was feelin' pretty down
'Till my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say
In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me
Who would have guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddely spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-A-gun
It's just like the one on me
Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no
I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide
Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I couldn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see
Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag, now ... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated
Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no
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version 3
Capo on first fret.
Intro :
Am C
Uh huh
G
extra cheese
Am C
Uh huh
G
save a peice for me
Verse:
C
pizza, party at your house
Am
i went, just to check it out
F G
nineteen extra larges, what a shame knowone came
C
just us eating all alown
Am
you said take the pizza home
F G
no sence letting all this go to to waste so then i faced
PRECHORUS
F
pizza all day, and every day
Am
cheese round the clock, its getting me blocked
F
and i sure dont care, for irregularities
C (let it ring)
tell me
CHORUS:
Am F C
Why'd you have to and make me so constipated
G
couse right now id do
Am F C
anything at all to get my bowles evacuated
G
in the bathroom
Am F
and i sit, and i wait, and i strain
C G
and i sweat, and i clench and i feel the pain oh,
Gm Bb (let it ring)
should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated
No no no
Verse 2:
C
i was, feeling pretty down
Am
till my, girlfriend came around
F G
were just, so alike in every way, ive gotta say
C
in fact, i just thought i might
Am
pop the, question there that night
F G
i was, kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me
PRECHORUS
F
who would have guest, her family crest
Am
i suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh
F
and sun of a gun, its just like the one on me
C (let it ring)
tell me
CHORUS:
Am F C
how was i supposed to know that we were both related
G
belive me if i
Am F C
new she was my cousin we never would have dated
G
what to do now
Am F
should i go ahead and propose
C G
and get hitched, and have kids with eleven toes
Gm Bb (let it ring)
and move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tollerated
No no no
C
No no (no no)
Am
No no (no no)
F
No No (no no)
G
No...
Verse3:
C
i had, so much on my mind
Am
i thought, maybe id unwind
F G
try out that new roller coaster ride, and the guide
PRECHORUS
F
said not to stand, but thats a demand
Am
that i couldnt meet, i got on my feet
F
and stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see
C (let it ring)
tell me
CHORUS:
Am F C
why'd i have to go and get myself decapitated
G
this really is a
Am F C
major inconvenience oh man i really hate it
G
such a drag now
Am F
i cant eat, i cant breath, i cant snore
C G
i cant belch or yodell any more, cant
Gm Bb (let it ring)
spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated
oh no
Am F C
why'd i have to go and myself all mutilated
G
i gotta tell you
Am F C
life without a head kinda makes me irritated
G
what a bummer
Am F
i cant blink, i cant cough, i cant sneeze
C G
but my neck is enjoyng a pleasant breeze now
Gm Bb (let it ring)
ive never been the same since my head and me were seperated
No no no
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