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Ukip Calypso by Mike Read




                                                 Ukip Calypso 





Capo: 3rd fret
Standard Tuning
 
 
E7 chord = Just an E chord plus your 4th finger on the 2nd (B) string, 3rd fret.
 
Calypso strumming pattern: [Down, Down Up, Up Down Up] [Down, Down Up, Up Down Up]
 
If you use a strumming pattern, then you may as well strum in time!
 
 
 
A                                                  E
Taxpayers’ money where does it go, Not even George Osborne knows,
 
                                   E7                          A
when we're in power and we engage, there will be no tax on the minimum wage.
 
 
A                                                  E
Leaders committed a cardinal sin, open the borders let them all come in,
 
                                  E7                      A
illegal immigrants in every town, stand up and be counted Blair and Brown.
 
 
 
Chorus:
 
A                                                       E
Oh yes, when we take charge, and the new prime minister is Farage, 
 
                                   E7               A
we can trade with the world again, when Nigel is at No. 10.
 
 
 
A                                                         E
The British people have been let down, that’s why Ukip is making ground,
 
                                            E7                           A
from Crewe to Cleethorpes, to outer Hendon, they don't believe Cameron's referendum.
 
 
A                                                  E
Coalition could be a fact, with any party we could make a pact,
 
                               E7                         A
stop telling lies about us to, and we’ll stop telling the truth about you.
 
 
 
Chorus:
 
A                                                       E
Oh yes, when we take charge, and the new prime minister is Farage, 
 
                                   E7               A
we can trade with the world again, when Nigel is at No. 10.
 
 
 
A                                                              E
Though our pensions scheme is in a mess, we need money for the NHS,
 
                                          E7         A
to Jean-Cleade Juncker we’re giving away, 55 million every day.
 
 
A                                                      E
Oh what a farce he won the vote, this is my favourite Juncker quote,
 
                                                    E7                            A
he looked a reporter straight in the eye and said, “when things get serious it's time 
 
 
to lie”.
 
 
 
Chorus:
 
A                                                       E
Oh yes, when we take charge, and the new prime minister is Farage, 
 
                                   E7               A
we can trade with the world again, when Nigel is at No. 10.
 
 
 
A                                            E
The EU live in wonderland, tried to ban bent bananas and British jam,
 
                              E7                         A
we don't want jam the EU way, jam yesterday tomorrow but never today
 
 
A                                                   E
The daily polls suggest somehow, UKIP are the third party now,
 
                                           E7                            A
in the euro elections we were so immersed, we weren't the third party we were the first
 
 
 
Chorus:
 
A                                                       E
Oh yes, when we take charge, and the new prime minister is Farage, 
 
                                   E7               A
we can trade with the world again, when Nigel is at No. 10.
 
 
 
A                                                     E
With the government sitting on the fence, Ukip policy makes more sense,
 
                                    E7               A
to get out of Europe is our target, Commonwealth not common market.
 
 
A                                            E
Other parties please take note, Ukip is not a protest vote,
 
E                                        E7                      A
so mark your cross and by word of mouth, tell them what to do in Thanet South.
 
 
 
Chorus:
 
A                                                       E
Oh yes, when we take charge, and the new prime minister is Farage, 
 
                                   E7               A
we can trade with the world again, when Nigel is at No. 10.
 
 
 
A                                                            E
With the EU we must be on our mettle, want to change our lawnmowers and our kettles,
 
                                                  E7                        A
our hairdryers, smart phones and vacuum cleaners, but Ukip is wise to their misdemeanours.
 
 
A                                                        E
Farage he likes his fags and beer, but there's one thing I want to get clear,
 
 
now I like Nigel, he’s a friend of mine,
 
E7                                   A
but he appears more than Dimbleby on Question Time.
 
 
 
Chorus:
 
A                                                       E
Oh yes, when we take charge, and the new prime minister is Farage, 
 
                                   E7               A
we can trade with the world again, when Nigel is at No. 10.
 
 
 
A                                                            E
The other parties will count the cost, in Eastleigh, Thanet, Thurrock and Boston,
 
                                          E7                          A
Labour and Tories shaking in their boots, when Ukip kick them up the grass roots.
 
 
A                                                 E
Meanwhile down at Clacton-on-Sea, Ukip are making history, 
 
                                       E7                      A
Douglas Carswell, we're quite adamant, will be the first MP in parliament.
 
 
 
Chorus:
 
A                                                       E
Oh yes, when we take charge, and the new prime minister is Farage, 
 
                                   E7               A
we can trade with the world again, when Nigel is at No. 10
 
 
 








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