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Garth Brooks Rodeo Parody by Hillbilly Jay


   Garth Brooks Rodeo Parody 


Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:no capo

[Verse]
E
Her pussy smells like a possum
                          E
Thats been dead for over a week
     A                 E
And she's got "insert your penis here"
          A                E
Tattood on her left butt cheek
    E
Now if you wanna do anal
       A
That's gonna run ya bout 60 bucks
         E
But she'll only charge you 15
            B7
If you just want your dick sucked
 
 
[Chorus]
            E
Well she's a filthy whore and thats for sure
         A                  E
But Im tellin yall she dont care
   E
You can twist her tits Smack her with your dick
      B7
Choke er and pull er hair
      E
She'll ride your schlong All night long
      A           E
Wont quit till ya blow ya load
   E
No she aint no average slut my friend
 
          B7
She's a damned ol dirty Ho
 
E  G  A    E  G  A
 
 
[Verse]
     E
She'll come to your house and fuck ya
      A                  E
When your wife goes to the mall
     A                   E
She'll stick her tongue down in your bum
         A                   E
Lick ya from ya ass right to ya balls
 
And it’s “so long girl, I’ll see you”:
           A
After he finally gets off
         E
She'll fuck anyone, any time, anywhere
         B7
Long as hes willin to pay the cost
 
 
[Chorus]
            E
Well she's a filthy whore and thats for sure
         A                  E
But Im tellin yall she dont care
   E
You can twist her tits Smack her with your dick
      B7
Choke er and pull er hair
      E
She'll ride your schlong All night long
      A           E
Wont quit till ya blow ya load
   E
No she aint no average slut my friend
 
          B7
She's a damned ol dirty Ho
 
E  G  A    E  G  A
 
 
[Verse]
       E
She'll ride ya cowboy like crazy
       A            E
She'll yell and scream ya name
          A               E
For a hunnert bucks she'll let all the friends fuck
        A                E
All yall can run a train
 
    E
Well a little cash and a stretched out ass
   A
Is all she’ll have to show
    E
For all the years that she spent trickn’
      B7
And being a dirty ho
 
 
[Chorus]
            E
Well she's a filthy whore and thats for sure
         A                  E
But Im tellin yall she dont care
   E
You can twist her tits Smack her with your dick
      B7
Choke er and pull er hair
      E
She'll ride your schlong All night long
      A           E
Wont quit till ya blow ya load
   E
No she aint no average slut my friend
 
          B7
She's a damned ol dirty Ho
 
      E
She'll suck fuck and blow
 
She's a nympho
         B7               E
And they call the girl dirty ho





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