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Deans List College by Matt the Electrician
Deans List College
Capo: 3rd fret
Tuning: Standard, Capo 3
Chords:
F 133210 (This is actually Fmaj7, but will be written as F below. Use the thumb to
fret the low F on the 6th string)
C/G 332010
G 320003
Bb x13331
Am x02210
Em 022000
Intro: F C G C F
Verse:
F C
I owe thirty-five dollars to the library
G C
At Humboldt State University
F C
But I dropped out fifteen years ago
G Bb C/G
And I never paid it and I''''m still not gonna.
F C
I never got my report card
G C
And I didn''''t go to class and I didn''''t work hard
F C
So I didn''''t wanna know how bad I did
G Bb C/G
But I know I never made the dean''''s list.
Chorus:
Am Em
And college is a waste of time
F C
If you wanna be a baker or a candlestick maker
Am Em
You still have to wait in line
F C
At the bank drive through and the train tracks too
F C
Behind people like me with no degree
G C
''''Cause I know the conductor and he knows me
F C
You might have a nicer car, but I''''ve traveled pretty far
G Bb C/G
And all I have is an old guitar
Bridge:
F C G C F C G Bb C/G
Verse:
F C
Forty bucks for a bag of weed
G C
In the summer nineteen ninety three
F C
Forty dollars is all I have
G Bb C/G
And it isn''''t mine, it belongs to my parents.
F C
Oh, five hundred points for a roll of cookie dough
G C
In the cafeteria they''''ve got sloppy joes
F C
And the sloppy joes cost three points
G Bb C/G
I won''''t eat in the spring but hey, cookie dough.
Chorus:
Am Em
And college is a waste of time
F C
If you wanna be a diver or a big rig driver.
Am Em
You still have to go to the store
F C
And share the road with a wide load
F C
Who''''s taking up all three lanes
G C
And you can''''t get around him it''''s a big pain
F C
And the driver hasn''''t slept in three whole days
G C
But he knows one thing and that''''s freeways.
F C
He''''s got a Gatorade bottle where he goes pee
G Bb C/G
And you''''re behind him with your college degree.
Final verse:
F C
I owe thirty-five dollars to the library
G C
At Humboldt State University
F C
But I dropped out fifteen years ago
G Bb C
And I never paid it and I''''m still not gonna.
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