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All Hail Appleton Wi by Jones Candler Kolbinsky
All Hail Appleton Wi
Tuning:E A D G B E
Key:C
Capo:no capo
[Verse 1]
C G C6sus D6sus
She was a six-foot-four semi-professional wrestler
C G C6sus D6sus
And I was the regional manager of a footlocker
C G C6sus D6sus
I wanted to hop a train to the next town over
F G
Or maybe even walk all the way up to Canada
[Pre-Chorus]
Am C6sus
Now I am thirteen years old
C Dm
And I'm crying in my underwear
Am C6sus
If I don't go to heaven
C G
I guess I'm going under there, under where again?
[Chorus]
Am C6sus
God I hate my wife
C Dm
But I don't think I'll ever grow a pair
F
And it's cold this time of year
G
In Appleton, Wisconsin
[Post-Chorus]
F
Yes it's cold this time of year
G
In Appleton, Wisconsin; Yeah!
C G C6sus D6sus
C G C6sus D6sus
[Verse 2]
C G C6sus D6sus
Seems as though my sister has excommunicated herself from the Catholic Church
C G C6sus D6sus
And neither of us speak to our family that much anymore
C G C6sus D6sus
I have become an avid fan of watching Formula One
F G
And eating all my meals in a Burger King
[Pre-Chorus]
Am C6sus
Now I am forty years old
C Dm
Still crying in my underwear
Am C6sus
If I don't find an answer, damn her
C Dm
I'll make sure that he never lays a hand again
[Chorus]
Am C6sus
God I hate my life
C Dm
But I don't think I'm going anywhere
F
And it's cold this time of year
Gb G
In Appleton, Wisconsin
[Outro]
F
Yes it's cold this time of year
G
In Appleton, Wisconsin
C G C6sus D6sus
C G C6sus D6sus
C G C6sus D6sus
C G C6sus D6sus
C
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